Punching the Squid

Masturbating in such a way that when you cum it shoots out in strings that make it look like squid tentacles coming out of your penis.

Man 1: "Why is your house such a mess?"
Man 2: "Sorry, I got a bit carried away punching the squid last night."

by Arcaros August 1, 2017

Punching rags

Doing it with your underwear on

We didn't want to get naked, so we ended up just punching rags

by Poptart656 August 5, 2017

Punchlining

The act of saying something absurd when someone enters a room so as to make them think that you're discussing something very bizarre.

When Pat came into the room, Joe engaged in punchlining him when he said out of nowhere "and that's the last time I ever set a penguin on fire in my bathroom!".

by Mr_Shifty March 29, 2009

Bustle Punching

The act of entering a crowd with an erection and bumping into as many people as possible.

George was in a great mood. He just left a crowded elevator after cunningly Bustle Punching several women.

by 12Free4 December 9, 2010

belly punching

An act of punching a female stomach. It's also well known as a fetish, a branch of ryona.

I love belly punching. I wanna punch that girl in the stomach so bad, it makes be jizz so hard.

by Shawn123321123 November 11, 2013

punching

People who are punching above their weight are generally going out with women of far superior quality in either the face/body department. Most famous example would be kathrine zeta jones and michael Douglas

That fucker there is punching way out of his league

by Matt 'steel chin' Williams December 23, 2006

Punching

If someone’s punching, they are dating someone that’s significantly better looking then they are. In other words, they are less good looking then the person that they are dating

- Have you heard that John is dating Filipa?!
-What?! Lucky thing. He’s totally punching.

by Sugamamaaa__ January 29, 2021