Cunt Pumper

A cunt pumper is the one and only word to call your piece of man meat. You pump cunts with it

Dude, last night I destroyed her dick wallet with my cunt pumper

by BSkinn January 21, 2010

chicken pumper

A generic insult involving bestiality. One who has sex with chickens.

Steve is a real chicken pumper.

by lucidphiz January 11, 2009

sunshine pumper

One who fails to realize the reality of a situation, and instead continues to support/ballyhoo a person, program, etc.

The sunshine pumper sees that their team and coaches are playing hard equating to good, when in fact the players are not performing adequately and the coaches have failed to properly recruit/train/coach the team.

by Old Army February 15, 2007

skidder pumper

a gross, pizza faced hobo who pumps gas

"youz a skidder pumper!"

by LeeannMoore April 13, 2008

cousin pumper

A cousin pumper is a person who fucks their cousin. Typically these people originate from southern United States.

Bill: "dude did Brandon tell you about that chick Tia he banged last week?"
John: "Tia is his cousin, man..."
Bill: "gross that guy is a cousin pumper?!"

by Boobert Goobert September 27, 2017

peter pumper

a flying flaming faggot.

Watch your ass around that peter pumper.

by jackbriggs March 26, 2013

Plumper pumper

A man who constantly wants to bang a bbw, those who love women with more to love, one who fantasizes about sexual encounters with big women, or those of us who are lucky enough to be able to fill one up on a regular basis.

I can't stand when my bbw girlfriend goes out of town, all I can think about is banging her, I am a true plumper pumper,

by fat lover August 19, 2007