putaso

(Mexico) A hard hit to someone

You got you a putaso yesturday, it was really hard

by Dantee12 September 22, 2006

putashpu

A true goddess-like person from San Ramon that has a cult1like following.

Putashpu really changed my life for the better and I worship her daily and will follow her to the ends of the earth

by Rokkaku March 5, 2023

Dirty Puma

Dirty Puma is an espresso drink you may get from a barista to whom you have been rude, or whom you have otherwise mistreated. Barista shoes are often stained with the color and flavor of many spilled shots. Because of this, the slighted coffee-maker may justify the otherwise immoral action of pouring the rude-lingers shot through the said "Dirty Puma" tenny-runner, by concentrating on the unique essence and custom java drinking experience bestowed upon this deserving party.
Be nice to your barista! Also applies to Dirty Doc Martens, and Bromhidrosis Birkenstocks.

Patron: So... do you think you make me triple layered soy half-caff carmel macchiato with non-dairy whip?
Or is that too much for ya, big guy?

Barista: I can do that... but you should really try our trademark triple-shot "Dirty Puma" with sprinkles... on the house!

by flashsync007 March 28, 2011

Yeonjun puma

what god gave to us when we needed it most

yeonjun puma

by bigsharts November 3, 2020

puma poose

One who is loyal to the Puma brand and therefore wears Puma apparel to the point of which their sexuality is questionable.

That little queer Jay is such a puma poose. Always wearing those puma shoes and talking about how great sex and the city is.

by Tbone Castillo April 24, 2008

Fuck me pumps

High-heeled brightly-colored shoes that young girls wear to send an unspoken "Fuck me" signal to guys. The shoes tell guys "I'm available, and interested in sex."

Amy Winehouse sings about them in a song called "Fuck me pumps" on her debut album "Frank" (2003) and she wears them in the video version of the song.

I first saw her sitting at the bar. She seemed aloof, distant, and I decided to leave her alone. Then I noticed she was wearing fuck me pumps so I went over to chat. She was warm, friendly, and later she let me take her home for the night.

by peridos June 19, 2010

sapnu puas

A sly way to ask someone for nudes.

Works better if you put the upside down question mark before and lowercase every letter.

Male to Female "¿sapnu puas"

by Longrod-van-Hugendong June 13, 2018