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postmodernism

An ideology based upon the silly idea that metaphors can meaningfully serve as the subject of a transitive verb. Favored by university faculty who have nothing better to do than waste my time.
Colleague: This modality of the social construction of gender can _speak_ causally, but it cannot _think_ causally.

Me: You are wasting my time with this silly postmodernism.
by Ludwig Wittgenstein February 9, 2009
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popamole

Describes many third-person console shooters where the gameplay is all about sitting behind some brick and shooting heads of enemies popping out from behind other bricks - one of the ways to cover up the inability to dodge and do precise shots fast with a gamepad. Very similar to pop-a-mole or a whack-a-mole game hence the term.
First appeared in Kill-Switch and was copied in many games since then.
"Wow shooting people in Mass Effect, Gears of War and GTA4 feels like popamole!"
by smugbird April 15, 2010
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postmarital sex

Sex with your ex; often shameful, and rarely a good idea. The imbibing of too much alcohol and the existence of too much loneliness are contributing factors to this condition.

(aka the postmarital pickle tickle)
Did I just see your ex-wife driving away from your house?
Yeah, we were engaging in a little postmarital sex.
by SirHangDangly March 1, 2011
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Cripple-Potamous

A fat person who rides a scooter, whose only disability is eating too many cheeseburgers
Woah there's a cripple-potamous after me, better lure it away with some doritos
by holidayze December 6, 2011
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Anarcho-Posadism

The ultimate ideology. The truth behind everything. Believers of this ideology thinks the current society and hierarchy needs to be abolished by nuking earth so much that everything starts anew, thus creating a new anarchist utopia. Also there are aliens or something.
"Anarcho-Posadism is when you lob nukes at random people, the more nukes you lob, the more Anarcho-Posadism it is."

―Somebody, probably.
"Can you see any borders from here? What has borders given us? We're going to start over from scratch. That's what V2 is for."

― Larry "Nuke go brrrrr" Foulke, one of the most iconic supporters of this ideology in media.
by Haddam Sussein June 2, 2022
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Postmortem Depression

Postmortem Depression (PMD) is a form of clinical depression which often affects people, less frequently deer, after becoming what medical experts around the world refer to as "dead."

Symptoms include sadness, fatigue, changes in sleeping and eating patterns, reduced libido, crying episodes, excessive rotting, anxiety, colonic-maggot infestation, and irritability.

Physicians around the world report increasing rates PMD over the last few decades. In a recent medical double-blind study, results showed that 98% people will die at some point in their life. Out of those, 40% will be diagnosed with PMD, an increase over 27% in 2000, 14% in 1990, and -3% in 2 billion BC.

It is sometimes assumed that PMD is caused by a lack of nutrition (a result of one's digestive system being decomposed) but studies tend to show that more likely causes are the significant changes in a person's (or deer's) hormones during death. On the other hand, hormonal treatment has not helped postmortem depression victims; scientists are still baffled by these findings.

A debunker of the "Hormonal Imbalance Theory," Dr. Isaac Goldbergshtein, of the National Postmortem Depression Research Institute for the Advancement of the Medical Understanding of the Human Mind (more commonly referred to as NPDRIftAotMUotHM), says, "The findings are clear. Injecting a victim of PMD with hormonal injections only results in them being just as dead, if not deadER than they were before. It's just common sense."
Guy 1: "Dude, have you seen Tyrone? For the last 2 weeks since he died after being accidentally shot by a cop 11 times in the face, he just SITS there on the couch, rotting. He doesn't eat, he doesn't sleep, he doesn't go out partying, he hasn't even gone to work in 3 days! We should really talk to him..."

Guy 2: "Yeah, he's really suffering from a severe case of Postmortem Depression."
by Razgriz117 July 22, 2010
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snarfa-potamus

A person of larger stature, whom may be of either sex, that bitches and complains all the time. People of that fall into this catagory usually smell of crotch cheese.
Damn.. she bitching again?? what a snarfa-potamus. Stinky snarfa-potamus go wash your vagina!!
by oogitty boogitty April 1, 2009
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