Portugal

Also known as the gay region of Spain

"Dude we been driving hours to see this lab. Are you sure we are even in Spain?"

"Nah man, we crossed into the gay region two hours ago, we're in Portugal"

Portugal by Bad Boy Vee February 22, 2009

Portugal

a cozy little Spanish province that's been fighting for independence ever since 1143.

Portugal? meh, it's cute, I guess.

Portugal by privvet_polz March 22, 2005

portugal

The most disgusting country in the world.
Full of theives and slimy, scummy men.
Home to idiots that love to rob your villa's contents and take advantage of you because you are an innocent tourist on holiday. The people that live there are poor and see you as an easy target because they have nothing themselves and have never worked a day in their life. They make me want to be physically sick.

never go to portugal. the people cant be trusted.

portugal by hails. September 8, 2007

Portugal

Spain's Foreskin

Portugal is like the Rhode Island of Europe. All it does is keep dirt out of the penis that is Spain.

Portugal by Rockefeller Jones December 1, 2010

Portugal

Portugal is a great country who got mad that they got ban from the spice trade so they went around Africa to get them spices from India.

Now and days Portugal is broke and now relays on sucking the EU/Germany dick for money.

Guy 1: I'm from Portugal

Guy 2: that's cool aren't they broke
Guy 1: yes but we're doing okay
Guy 2: By okay you mean sucking EU/Germany dick for money
Guy 1:...

Portugal by it.tas.com March 18, 2021

Portugal

Portugal is a wonderful country, we will try to learn and understand your language! Here you can find famous people with José Castelo Branco and the wonderful Fernando Mendes! You'll also find "chungas" in all the clubs and old ladies gossiping through all the windows

1:Where are you from?

2:Portugal
1: Spain??? Oohhh Cristiano Ronaldo

2:Yes.... I'm Tuga

Portugal by RIsE And CHine November 2, 2019

Portugal

Also known as "rhino portion," this term is a backronym of Indonesian origin standing for "porsi tukang gali," which means "digger's portion".

After all that digging, he earned himself a nice Portugal for dinner!

Portugal by Emotional Cruiser August 10, 2025