by flubber May 21, 2005
Get the Portugalmug. Also known as "Spain's Taint", this lacluster mediterranian country is rarely displayed on maps, due to it's offensive shape. It's crude inhabitants, who gather food and hunt using rudimentary stone tools, shun outsiders for their glittery appearance and fancy book-learnin'. This practice has probably led to the famous portuguese saying, "It's better to shit in a hole in the ground than to be educated".
Also known for their putrid odor and terrible manners, this mysterious race of inbred hillfolk is thought to have descended from a tribe of half-retarded apes more than 35 years ago.
Fun Fact! - Did you know that Portugal's most beloved and famous citizen Chris Burke (you may remember him as "Corky" on the sitcom Life Goes On) recieved his nation's highest award for intellectual achievement in recognition of his breakthrough treatise "Why cookies are good"?
Also known for their putrid odor and terrible manners, this mysterious race of inbred hillfolk is thought to have descended from a tribe of half-retarded apes more than 35 years ago.
Fun Fact! - Did you know that Portugal's most beloved and famous citizen Chris Burke (you may remember him as "Corky" on the sitcom Life Goes On) recieved his nation's highest award for intellectual achievement in recognition of his breakthrough treatise "Why cookies are good"?
by The Goddess Bunny August 11, 2008
Get the Portugalmug. "Dude we been driving hours to see this lab. Are you sure we are even in Spain?"
"Nah man, we crossed into the gay region two hours ago, we're in Portugal"
"Nah man, we crossed into the gay region two hours ago, we're in Portugal"
by Bad Boy Vee February 22, 2009
Get the Portugalmug. by privvet_polz March 22, 2005
Get the Portugalmug. The most disgusting country in the world.
Full of theives and slimy, scummy men.
Home to idiots that love to rob your villa's contents and take advantage of you because you are an innocent tourist on holiday. The people that live there are poor and see you as an easy target because they have nothing themselves and have never worked a day in their life. They make me want to be physically sick.
Full of theives and slimy, scummy men.
Home to idiots that love to rob your villa's contents and take advantage of you because you are an innocent tourist on holiday. The people that live there are poor and see you as an easy target because they have nothing themselves and have never worked a day in their life. They make me want to be physically sick.
by hails. September 8, 2007
Get the portugalmug. Spain's Foreskin
Portugal is like the Rhode Island of Europe. All it does is keep dirt out of the penis that is Spain.
by Rockefeller Jones December 1, 2010
Get the Portugalmug. Portugal is a great country who got mad that they got ban from the spice trade so they went around Africa to get them spices from India.
Now and days Portugal is broke and now relays on sucking the EU/Germany dick for money.
Now and days Portugal is broke and now relays on sucking the EU/Germany dick for money.
Guy 1: I'm from Portugal
Guy 2: that's cool aren't they broke
Guy 1: yes but we're doing okay
Guy 2: By okay you mean sucking EU/Germany dick for money
Guy 1:...
Guy 2: that's cool aren't they broke
Guy 1: yes but we're doing okay
Guy 2: By okay you mean sucking EU/Germany dick for money
Guy 1:...
by it.tas.com March 18, 2021
Get the Portugalmug.