Porridge fail

Porridge fail is a person, whom fails at making porridge,

There porridge making skills are below zero, it is near impossible for them to make porridge,

-My little brother was the first person classified as porridge fail.

-Little brother walks in with slop that should be porridge-
Me- "what the hell is that?"
Him- "Porridge dumb ass"
Me- " listen boy I know porridge and that is NOT porridge, you my friend are a Porridge fail"

by RTOONS42 June 13, 2009

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Porridge Brain

The effects of feeling slow, hazy and tired after smoking weed the night before. Tends to happen the day after smoking weed before going to bed.

"Hey bro, how was your lecture?"
"I don't know bro, I felt so tired and couldn't concentrate after smoking last night"
"Damn you must have Porridge Brain"

by yaboiacul November 25, 2019

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Porridge ou

A porridge ou is the best kind of indian.They are descendents of true india Tamils,and are found almost exclusively in South Africa. You will be able to easily identify them by their generous nature,fondness of any VW polo,and their typically thick accent.Porridge ous are Tamil.They are generally dark/medium in complexion,how ever there are always a couple of them who are lighter skin.Porridge ous are the most loyal and trustworthy people,and when in unity they can accomplish anything

Ekse my vrou's balie is a porridge ou

by South african dictionary February 15, 2021

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porridge stirring

To go where another man has boldy gone before

A: Dude, you jammed your little man in her flange?
B: Absafuckinlutely!
A: You stirred my porridge!
B: What?

(For those not paying attention, B is cuntstruck)

by Anonymous November 6, 2003

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