pooptote

An inconsiderate bow legged freak who tries to kiss you and has a flute jammed down his throat.

On the first day of school i went to my first period P.E., i assumed it would br fine i liked my teacher and had some friends in it. Then i noticed this kid gawking at me,a nd after class i went to my locker and started changing, while my pants were off he tried to kiss me. pooptote.

by TheProcrastinaters January 23, 2011

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Pooptart

A Pop-Tart with a lesser amount of icing or sprinkles than usual

Me: *opens up a couple of Pop-Tarts*
Me: *SEES ONE THAT LITERALLY HAS NO ICING ON IT*
M: OH COME ON WHAT A POOPTART

by Mitch Mine Shafter July 16, 2020

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pooptruck

A truck that has a tank in the back with plenty of suction, sucking the poop out of the sewers; and usually smells to poop!
Usually driven by the poopman or the poop collector.

Look! The pooptruck has arrived!
Time to get our toilets sucked empty!

by Fukaface! November 13, 2011

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pooft

when a gay man farts.

sorry about that I just pooft

by nathan68000 March 3, 2016

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Paranormal Pooptivity

A poop that vanishes so quickly upon toilet entry you question weather you've even pooped at all.

1. Scott: "Dude, I just laid the longest log and when I looked it was gone!"

2. Jason: "Paranormal Pooptivity, man!!!"

3. Steve: "Fuck! I just felt myself poop but where is it?! I guess I'll wipe anyways... Goddamn, Paranormal Pooptivity..."

by mbarfiel February 11, 2010

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