bring in your tomato plants

A way for conspiracy nuts to describe a disturbing event that is about to take place.

Near earth asteroid is about to strike the planet. Bring in your tomato plants!

by sholomar February 6, 2017

Take the plants to the curb

To go sell weed or drugs

I have to take the plants to the curb so i can pay the bills

by SwagMafia July 15, 2016

Magical Plants

Magical Plants are what you put in your bong to get baked as fuck. You call them magical plants so if your parents over here you, you can pretend that your talking about Jack and the beanstalk. If your fucking retarded and haven't caught on magical plants are weed.

Bruh wanna smoke some magical plants and eat some chocolate lucky charms?

by Jstu May 27, 2018

sacramental plants

Practitioners of any Cannabis Sacrament church may refer to their the cannabis plant as such. Uses of sacramental plants include anointing oils and blessings.

Are you bringing the sacramental plants to the spiritual gathering?

Some spiritual seekers of the world use entheogens, such as sacramental plants, in order to unlock the Divine from within.

by GrippleChew October 3, 2009

watering the plants

Urinating outside , for the benefit of the plants who don't get enough water

Dude A: "I thought you needed a piss ,isn't there a line"
Dude B: "na, I just went outside and was watering the plants"

by ronifer b March 7, 2015

Water my plants

A term used in place of a sexual act so you can hide it from one's patents.

Hey Skylar, you wanna water my plants this weekend?

by SeymourButts96 October 3, 2016

water the plants

To drink alcohol and smoke weed

KID) Mom, we're going to go water the plants!
MOM) Okay, don't use too much water though!

by Adriennebaby June 10, 2008