Petrol lighting

Gas lighting, but British

"Oi, are you petrol lighting me bloke? I have half a mind to knock your block off where you stand"

by EDEN YEGAH January 20, 2022

Petrol bomb

(N): molotov cocktail in British English

(v) to petrol bomb: to use a molotov cocktail against

If you don't like your shrink tell them to drive yourself away; do not under any circumstances try to petrol bomb their home or Freud's couch. Otherwise you'll be charged with arson.

by Sexydimma June 13, 2021

Petrol bomb

it is petrol in a glass container such as a beer bottle and is filled with sugar to weigh it down and make the fire stick

oi Shaun give us at petrol bomb to throw at that fuckin fenians house

by goodgut October 4, 2019

Petrol Pump

Rhyming slang for "dump" for when you need a shit

Guy 1 "Mate, I need a petrol"

Guy 2 "you what?"

Guy 3 "petrol pump, dump. . u pillok"

by Dave118 April 22, 2011

Petrol sniffer

Someone (usually teenage girl) who does’nt have a vehicle of there own and instead is obsessed with someone else’s vehicle

Petrol sniffers always use (boy racers) for there cars

by P4DL0CK June 15, 2018

Filthy Petrol Nozzle

The British version of the infamous Dirty Gas Pump. Starting off with simple tea-bagging, making sure that her nose is between your ass cheeks, and as she is jacking you off, you fart as much as possible.

I know she wants a filthy petrol nozzle when she insists on paying at the local mexican restaurant, but she doesn't tip because she's British.

by Whatstheirface August 25, 2020

Petrol station party

A petrol station is one of the dirtiest types of parties. It involves all attendees inserting enemas followed by tubes into their anuses. These represent the hoses at a petrol station. When someone feels it coming they scream "PETROL" and swing their tube round in the air.

That was a wild petrol station party last night... I needed 5 showers afterwards!

by TheGameMan June 8, 2019