Pennsylvania 

Noun; North-eastern state in the USA, hicks everywhere you look, and better than your state, bitches. Why? Because we've got chocolate, farms, and the longest winters you'll ever see in your life. No, we aren't ALL idiots, it's just that most of the smart people decide to get the hell out before the hick germs contaminate them. And, yes, we DO always refer to it as PA.

dude 1) Hey, you wanna go to Pennsylvania to visit a farm and eat some chocolate?
dude 2) No way, man. It's colder than a Russian winter in that hick-hole.

Pennsylvania by Josephine Goldfinch December 21, 2010

Pennsylvania 

A state in which the local residents like to blame outsiders for the problems of their state when it's the lacks of education and discipline of the youth that cause most of the problems.

No honey it's you ignorant tools that sprout your own crime here in Pennsylvania.

Pennsylvania by JoeNJ2 May 6, 2011

Pennsylvania 

A great place to find Intercourse.

Dude?! I went to Pennsylvania and found Intercourse on the map . . . then I got wasted in the bar and found it again. Thank God I cut my cock off with a rusty knife after I sobered up enoguh to realize I had just fucked a hill person.

Pennsylvania by JC February 17, 2004

Pennsylvania 

The most frightfully backwards country in all of the United States. The population consists of scumbags and life ruining fuck ups along with the cheapest and ugliest whores. It's an embarrassment to call it part of the United States and the world would be a better place if Pennsylvania never existed. The people are the plague and it's a decaying carcass that attracts maggots like a magnet. It's the complete opposite of "the friendly state". The majority of the people who live there are nothing but a lost cause. It's a dying, dirty, and dilapidated shithole. It's known as "the other death sentence" for a reason since it's such a dead place.

If you plan on living the good dream life, don't go to Pennsylvania or it will become nothing but a terrible hellish nightmare. You will lose everything and become someone you're not. Your life will get completely ruined and the world will fall apart all around you. If you're not in Pennsylvania, don't come. If you do come then prepare to abandon all hope, for your dreams and good memories will die.

Pennsylvania by Anti Pennsylvanian August 2, 2010

Pennsylvania 

A fairly wierd place when one moment u can be in downtown Philly then go past w. chester and be in bumble fuck.... a place where the closest anything is atleast 30 min away... a place where there is some damn good chocolate and ketchup and cheesesteaks and potatoes.... and yea so what if our sports teams suck (im speaking of philly here) atleast when they do win or we're playing rivals we will throw snow and mud on the feild in thier defense.... and even tho it is a tired ass boring place to live in... its still my home and i (mostly) love it....

At least we are only 2 hours away from DC and NYC

Pennsylvania by TexMex July 31, 2004

Pennsylvania 

A contradictory, unusual, and perverse state in the Northeast characterized by the following:

1. Three parts: Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, and the conservative oasis
2. Wannabe "metropolitan areas": the Lehigh Valley, Harrisburg, and Scranton-Wilkes Barre
3. Horrible roads that are not only riddled with potholes, but also have the lowest speed limits known to mankind. The horrible drivers make it a packaged deal.
4. Old people. Lots of them. Largest elderly population outside FL and WV
6. Economic disparities. If it weren't for the metro areas outside Pittsburgh and Philly, PA would be at the bottom of the median household income table along with Mississippi and West Virginia.
7. Southern attributes. Pennsylvania is the least Northern state due to the vast amount of conservative, Republican rednecks occupying the greatest majority of land area.
8. Swing state. This is ONLY true because of the Democratic presence outside of Philly and Pittsburgh, that make up the largest percentage of the state's population.
9. Gun-ownership. Nowhere else in the United States will you find more registered NRA members.
13. Economic decay. Many cities in Pennsylvania have lost population and manufacturing bases which attribute to the decline in industrial growth

Overall: Don't live in this state unless your near Philadelphia!

Only Pennsylvania residents refer to their state by its initials.

Pennsylvania by aquarius32 January 1, 2010

pennsylvania 

PART 1

the keystone state. the roads are horrible. the people are all angry hicks that dont get laid. the speed limits on the roads are 45 and everyone does 35 and passing is not allowed. there fore you never can get to where your going, not like there was anywhere to get to anyway. you can get pulled over and ticketed for having tint on your windows (and you will) the roads will mess up your alignment and blow out your tires on your car. you will also slide off the road on black ice.

parties suck. everyone is always angry and drunk and there are 12 dudes to every chick that is there and the chicks that are ugly and not single. you cant buy alcohol at normal places, you have to go to stores that are always closed. in pa everything is always closed and it almost always is cold and dark or gray outside. on the rare occasion there is sun, its probably still cold.

the only topics people in pa talk about is what is on tv and what fast food you are going to eat. seriously. strike up a conversation with a pennsylvanian about anything interesting and look at how they stare at you like they dont know what your saying and then they will start talking about walmart, or the walking dead, or beer, or macdonolds, or somthing else on tv.

if you want to find a bar in pennsylvania, it is as easy as opening your eyes.

pennsylvania by monkeyman 2012 December 20, 2012