Penistone

A place in the Pennines, north west of England
full of polish
not advisable to go there
its just the definition of a shit hole

Penistone Church F.C are shit
just like Penistone itself, SHIT!

by Robert Wade1 December 21, 2008

Penistration

It's the action to ram your penis unexpectedly in other people's faces.
This fetish is practised by many bagamists created by satan's mother.

The last penistration I did was an attack on my sister's face. She was in such a shock that she immediately began to cry.

by 1+2=3 May 11, 2006

penistwat

1.Person who is self-obsessed and a big douche...penistwats often have livejournals.
2.A cross between a penis and a twat.

'I'm such a penistwat, I just can't stop updating my livejournal'

'Oh balls! I have a penistwat! what am I?'

by Schmaz March 14, 2005

Petcist

Racist to Domestic pets. It can be minor or major, depending how petcist the sentence is.

I hate outdoor cats!" Is petcist, or "Your pet fish suck!

by Mr. Trolololol dude November 15, 2010

penistastic

Usually business in front and the party is in the back - but in this case the party is in the front.

As her naked husband danced and gyrated in front of her, Krista certainly thought it was penistastic.

by Murray9876 December 2, 2020

penistating

Putting a penis in a vagina

I was penistating my girls vagina

by Ihatefortnite901 January 9, 2021

Penistika

A swastika made out of eight erect penises. It is a sign of an alpha male.

Person 1: Me and my friends made a penistika last night.
Person 2: Bro why didn't invite me.
Person 1: It was your wifes funeral.

by YuRiTaRdEd! September 18, 2021