pedofileren (to pedophilize)

Dutch: When you are being unlawfully portrayed as a pedophile by Hollands one and only "pedophile hunter" Yvonne van Hertum. Any person not agreeing with the strategies or visions of this hunter is pedophilized or pedo-friend-alized, which means you are profiled as a friend of pedophiles.

I was chatting with Yvonne van Hertum, and now I am pedophilized.

Je moet oppassen met chatten, er zijn hunters die je zo pedofileren (to pedophilize).

I heard about the dutch pedophile hunters, I don't agree with their tactics. This made me a pedo-friend in their eyes, I feel pedo-friend-alized.

by Kat de Wat August 24, 2009

Pegofile

A G-rated pedofile.

Sally: My neighbor's only a pegofile, not a pedofile, so I still let my kids go outside to play.

by hahahahfunny May 10, 2011

pedifile

How you spell pedophile if you are poor at spelling.

BadSpeller2008: I think Ron is a pedifile
PersonofAverageIntelligence123: I think you're an idiot

by WentToSchool April 2, 2008

Pedafile

Yet another way to misspell pedophile for the purpose of childishly defining someone as a pedophile and slipping it past UrbanDictionary editors.

Generally, people who write pedafile really mean pedosexual.

by Downstrike May 26, 2006

petofile

adjective used to describe a complete douche who goes to a high school prom hoping to penetrate anything and everything in sight with his genitals tattoed in the design of the Florida State University seminole spear

that petofile is going to graduate school next year

why the hell is he at a high school prom?

by Captain Insane-0 April 26, 2010

pedofied

To become stunned or paralyzed in arousal for underage children. Similar to petrified.

To convert (wood or other organic matter) into a stony replica by means of pedofication.

To cause to become stiff or rigid through exposure to children.

The man in the trench coat became aroused as the school bus unloaded onto the playground. His penis flooded with blood and his knees shivered; but, his hands had become pedofied, unable to expose the throbbing genitals underneath his trench coat.

by broughizzay October 22, 2009

pedifile van

Those big vans that are bigger then mini vans and have big windows in them with blinds. Also they can be just normal vans that look like crap and might also be know as a beaner van because it has a window gone and a plastic bag duct taped to replace it. The guy driving the van either has on a wifebeater, a mulet, untied boots with pant legs tucked into them, dark aviaters, a trench coat without a shirt underneath or a combination of.

Did you see that pedifile van? I was afraid somebody would jump out and rape me.

or

Fucking vans, only pedifiles drive them.

by Teeta January 25, 2008