An utterly useless subject intended by communist dictators like our government to improve the quality of life by exposing young children and adolescents to an hour a day of athletic torture. Games such as Dodgeball and Kickball are most common, though sometimes the occasional (pointless) game of Indian Soccer or Ultimate Frisbee can be seen. Most PE teachers are commonly seen wearing T-shirts and nylon shorts with Nikes and usually have hair cut short. When asked about sexual preference, they usually repond by assigning as many push-ups as is legal.
HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION
kid1: "Dude when we were playing 5-base kickball, Shawn asked Miss Peuce her sexual preference and she assigned him 800 push-ups!"
kid2: "Is that legal?"
kid1: "Dude when we were playing 5-base kickball, Shawn asked Miss Peuce her sexual preference and she assigned him 800 push-ups!"
kid2: "Is that legal?"
by MandyM November 14, 2005
Get the PE mug.by hommo zapien March 17, 2021
Get the pe pim mug.Related Words
pe pe hoset
• Pé-Pé-Siroh Pé-Pé-Toroh
• PE teacher
• bella pe te
• Pe Duncle
• pe shaw
• "PE"
• Gang pe
• PE-8
• MineCraft PE
okay,now i got ur attention,please keep reading,
ITS SO F*CKING DISGUSTING ON HOW BOYS GOT US TO 100% OF WOMAN BEING R*PED.
that’s not okay! please stop this because of you b*tches we are scared to even go see our freinds at evening/night or wear dresses.
its kind of not fair how boys in dresses get popularity ,and us girls cant even get to wear one at night at the fear of r*pe.
now please spread this because this is urgent.
thank you for reading.
(not dedicated to all boys.)
ITS SO F*CKING DISGUSTING ON HOW BOYS GOT US TO 100% OF WOMAN BEING R*PED.
that’s not okay! please stop this because of you b*tches we are scared to even go see our freinds at evening/night or wear dresses.
its kind of not fair how boys in dresses get popularity ,and us girls cant even get to wear one at night at the fear of r*pe.
now please spread this because this is urgent.
thank you for reading.
(not dedicated to all boys.)
Person one:hey! have you heard of national r*pe day?
Person two:yes,gross isnt it.
Them both :yes it is,we have to get r*pe down and never done again.
LETS CREATE NATIONAL STOP R*PE DAY!
Person two:yes,gross isnt it.
Them both :yes it is,we have to get r*pe down and never done again.
LETS CREATE NATIONAL STOP R*PE DAY!
by anonymous March 21, 2021
Get the NATIONAL STOP R*PE DAY mug.A useless lesson that is compulsory for all students in the UK up until age 16. The lesson consists of participating in sports and activities, such as football, badminton and cross-country.
The lesson isn't even worth anything and is mostly utilised to curb the supposedly growing amounts of fat, unfit little shits of our generation.
What's even worse is a GCSE (and also A-Level) qualification in PE. This is really nothing more than a tiny part of Biology and is only good for becoming a PE teacher, so you can teach more misguided fools how to become PE teachers, and so on. It's a rather dull cycle.
The lesson isn't even worth anything and is mostly utilised to curb the supposedly growing amounts of fat, unfit little shits of our generation.
What's even worse is a GCSE (and also A-Level) qualification in PE. This is really nothing more than a tiny part of Biology and is only good for becoming a PE teacher, so you can teach more misguided fools how to become PE teachers, and so on. It's a rather dull cycle.
Most students are forced to play sports that they are not interested in, and are no good at. Combine these "useless" players with football geeks and you get a lot of bullying and harassment in PE, over nothing. This is more prevalent in America however, where social classes (such as those jock shitheads) are much more apparent.
Most schools have two hours/lessons of PE a week, but some, such as the prison known as Wreake Valley only have one.
Most schools have two hours/lessons of PE a week, but some, such as the prison known as Wreake Valley only have one.
by DCI May 1, 2005
Get the PE mug.by stevo n dan January 28, 2003
Get the super calli fredgulistic ex pe alli doschus mug.PE Teacher- Why are you still in your clothes Timmy?
Timmy- Because I don't want to dress out.
PE Teacher- F!!
Timmy- Because I don't want to dress out.
PE Teacher- F!!
by Mynameisyourname February 7, 2007
Get the PE mug.by greenblazer April 4, 2019
Get the pe mug.