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kevin owens

The host of the Kevin Owens Show. Mostly people get invited on and have a good time, but only on Kevin's terms. And if you don't know him, you are simply shit out of luck and not worth his time. He don't need no Chris Jericho. And don't even bother giving him veteran advice. He's been in the game for 15 years.
Collin: Hey, what happened to gamer?
Omar: Kevin Owens just pop up power bombed him.
Collin: Looks like he got booked to the Kevin Owens Show.
kevin owens by Phenom Anal December 22, 2016

terrell owens 

Wide Receiver for the Eagles, once with the 49ers. His resume includes excessive celebration, watching Ms. Sheridan drop her towel, put the football on the star...twice, sign the football with a sharpie, mock Ray Lewis, tear down signs in Cleveland, put the ball on a different star, and usually can initiate fights from opposing players based on his action.
I think the media overdoes Terell Owens. There are better wideouts than him.

Terrell Owens 

1. An Excuse to fill sports coverage air time.

2. A Terrell Owens is like a dancing bear. Its like the kid at recess you throw quarters at and watch him pick them all up, then blast him in the head with a quarter while hes bent over.

3. An attention whore. Terrel Owens is a prime example of the episode of Spongebob Square Pants when Spongebob Square pants keeps ripping his pants for laughs.
Terrell Owens attempted Suicide for attention.
Terrell Owens by DrMeanDudeMD October 8, 2006

Kenneth Edward Owens II 

A rapper who also goes by FutaMane
Ay, Kenneth Edward Owens II, when are you gonna drop that new album "FutaLovin"?!?!

Mrs. Owens 

Mrs. Owens

Usually, A teacher,

Blonde...

Typically, sassy, okay wayyyyyy Sassy! And pretty sweet, well, I mean when she wants to be. If you get into a conversation, for some reason she always wins. She knows a lot more than you think, so don't test her. Very, and I mean very, good at roasting people, so don't even try that. She has the bluest eyes! A little frightening if you look at her straight in the eye. She seems to see everything too, so there's no being sneaky. You could be across the room, and pass a note, take a candy, touch something, cheat, talk, etc.. And she sees it. She'll call you out too, which is quite embarrassing. And if she doesn't see it. She'll "Check the cameras." So, she always wins in that situation too. Buttttt, a Mrs. Owens is a very special person with her own personality. Super sweet and helpful, a great teacher! She is also a good person to talk to and is very understanding. Don't be fooled by her RBF, trust me she isn't mad... So, if you need help don't be scared to go up and ask. A Mrs. Owens is often a perfectionist too! So, all her stuff looks super perfect and way good. Also, sometimes she can be cringy, but she's chill. . . most the time. . . Depending on who, she's pretty much a shorty… But it's cute! Very confident, or at least she shows it. All I know is I love the Mrs. Owens I get. Hopefully you love yours too.
YOUR FAVS: "Hey, bet you can't guess who made this." XD
Mrs. Owens: " HMMMM...."
YOUR FAVS.... ;)
Mrs. Owens by Hotest students ever November 22, 2018

terrell owens 

Crybaby. Period. Enough said.
Actual TO quote: "I want more money. waaaaaaaaaah. You're not giving me the football enough. waahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I'm Terrell Owens. waaaaaaaaaaaah."
terrell owens by silentmichael June 29, 2007