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brian griffin 

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Brian Griffin...he's one crazy dawg!

brian griffin by KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN January 28, 2005

Randy Moss 

A wide receiver for the NFL Vikings team who moons you...if you insult him...he also leaves games early, attempts to use sexual gestures, dances like nuts and well...

Wow, did you see Randy Moss mooning after that touchdown!

Randy Moss by KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN January 28, 2005

terrell owens 

Wide Receiver for the Eagles, once with the 49ers. His resume includes excessive celebration, watching Ms. Sheridan drop her towel, put the football on the star...twice, sign the football with a sharpie, mock Ray Lewis, tear down signs in Cleveland, put the ball on a different star, and usually can initiate fights from opposing players based on his action.

I think the media overdoes Terell Owens. There are better wideouts than him.

terrell owens by KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN January 28, 2005

sean connery 

1). The original actor for James Bond
2). Responsible for saying "You're the man now dog!" and the basis for joke websites called ytmnds.
3). Is obssesed with Anal Bum Cover, Whore Seamen, and The Rapists. Loves Alex Trebek's Mom.

Mr. Sean Connery will you please shut up and get on with the game.

sean connery by KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN January 28, 2005

kirk

He's one of the main captains on Star Trek, but will always be known for generating one of the biggest internet jokes on the planet...

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Captian Kirk, U.S.S Enterprise

kirk by KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN January 20, 2005