Orc

A Russian, can be a Soldier or a Civilian.
The term is based on the fact that Russians are all part of a hivemind and are all genetically designed to be pure evil, much like Orcs.

Normal Person: Hello Ivan
Orc: rUSsIa wIlL wIN!!!!
Normal Person: Oh God, it's an Orc!

by SlaysTheCrusader May 17, 2023

Orc Job

The act of hitting one's penis against a female's eyes alternately.

"4 gold will get you 10 orc jobs."

by NerrosSatherion September 4, 2013

orc shit

An orc shit is a painful bowel movement. It is called orc shit because It is always accompanied by terrible noises from your anus that resemble the noises made by the orcs in the Lord of the Rings series. Death by orc shit is not common but has been known to happen to children and the elderly.

Dude, I just walked by the bathroom and I could hear Joe taking an orc shit... In not sure if he will survive.

by specialk88 September 13, 2013

Orc American

Stealth phrase meaning African Americans

A group of orc americans can pillage a whole city

by Stalinyouth June 10, 2023

orc trickery

1. A blatant lie.
2. Something that sounds unlikely.

"Hey, I just found $50 under the couch!" "That sounds like orc trickery to me."

by DonIncognito May 10, 2004

orc-fucker

someone who fucks orcs. Must exist, because there's half-orcs in The Return of the King, and where else do they come from? (I don't believe for a second all that nonsense about "Saruman's foul magics"...)

Would also make a very good term of abuse. I'll have to try it out some time (on someone smaller than me and/or who I can run away from quickly).

Tony Blair is an orc-fucker.

My sister would be an orc-fucker, but she doesn't have good enough taste.

by Andy April 18, 2004

Orc lover

When a fat kid loves the way of the orcs and will masturbate to them every day. as of their look and the way they act.

Matthew 1: I love how orcs look
Daryl : ok, do you masturbate to them aswell?
Matthew 1: How did you know?
Daryl 2: you are a orc lover

by The chosen one1000 January 21, 2013