Simp-ophile

Someone who simps over younger people typically 3 or more years younger than them

"Jake is such a simp-ophile he likes younger girls, especially that girl named kenzie?"

"but isn't she 3 years younger than him"
"yes"

by BIDDLITS August 16, 2020

Opiate Paradox

The strange phenomenon, and a cruel joke of the gods, where when taking opiates such as vicodin, oxycodone, or H, one will become extremely horny yet totally unable to ejaculate. This unfortunate circumstance can cause the medical condition priapism, as well as broken blood vessels, penile chafing, depression, and insanity.

Feverishly masturbating for 4 hours after receiving vicodin for a teeth pulling, little Timmy was another victim of the unfortunate opiate paradox.

by SmackHead Jones July 8, 2009

the opiate of the masses

R e l i g i o n

Hello, my name is Karl Marx, and I say religion is the Opiate of the masses. That is all.

by Larry the Lad March 15, 2005

Ophir

Super hot girl with a beautiful looking face and gorgeous eyes. Is often very good at everything she does and excels at work and school. A girl who has awesome, life-changing, eye-opening sex. Somewhat shy, but has a golden personality of incalculable wealth. Loves every living creature on this planet except for spiders, will be an awesome veterinarian. Has a great booty but is unfortunately very clumsy. Essentially a catch.

hey look at that chick she's an ophir

by masterofallarts77 March 14, 2018

opiate

Otherwise known as narcotic; potent class of medicine which is used to address moderate to severe pain. Not intended or recommended for abuse or for any purpose other than pain relief under the supervision of a physician.

Opiate pain medicine, when applied appropriately for patients in pain, saves lives.

by mel September 21, 2003

Ophiuchus

Ophiuchus (Pronounced "oh FEE uh cus" -- not "Oh Fuck Us") was added as an official zodiac sign on January 13th 2011. Ophiuchus is represented by a naked man with a long snake. This zodiac sign was probrably added by perverted astrologers to seduce women, since they are the only ones who seem to care/read horoscopes.

Guy #1:Stupid Ophiuchus!! I was a scorpio.. NOW I'M A LIBRA?
Guy #2: Dude, I don't fucking care.

by rockkrock January 15, 2011

Opiate

Drug that is used to relieve pain, cough and diarrhea. Opiates have become stigmatized for their ability to cause addiction and death from overdose. They are the most effective pain relievers and are now under-prescribed due to the "opioid epidemic" witch hunt. They may also relieve treatment resistant depression.

Dr.s would rather see their patients suffer with pain than prescribe an opiate.

by Bookish nerd June 25, 2018