olsen twins 

Talented twins who made debut as Michelle Tanner

new york minute, That song Pizza(P-I-Z-Z-
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olsen twins by Daryll June 14, 2004

Olsen Twins 

very cool twins who are very funny, polite, mature, professional and have the best clothes out of any girl on the planet. they both have their own sense of style and at least don't rip off other celebrities, instead other celebs rip off them. they're very smart, and are nice. they're also very good-looking and have a healthy body image. they're very cute and stylish. and yes they have fashion sense, believe it or not

you: OMG OMG I'VE FINALLY MET YOU GUYS THE OLSEN TWINS!!!!
mary-kate and ashley: shut up.
you: why?
mka: because you're an idiot.

girl: hi, can i have a cigarette?
mary-kate: nope. go away.

guy: OMG OMG OMG ASHLEY OLSEN YOU'RE UBER HOTTTT!!!!!!!
ashley: ...okay...so... you like.. stuff?

Olsen Twins by Honeyyyyyyyyyy January 3, 2007

The Olsen Twins

The Olsen Twins are, the twins, Ashley Olsen and Mary-Kate Olsen. They were a pop culture sensation from around 1988-2004. They started working in television, when they shared the role of Michelle Tanner in hit ABC sitcom 'Full House', before they'd even hit their 1st birthday. In their time on 'Full House' they became beloved by audiences who couldn't get enough of Michelle's cute personality, as well as phrases such as "you got it dude". Because of their rise in popularity they began to star in movies together so people could see them interact with one another - titles include 'To Grandmother's House We Go', 'Double, Double, Toil and Trouble' and 'How the West Was Fun'. Even after 'Full House' was cancelled in 1995, the Olsens continued to release movie after movie and between 1998 and 2002 had starred in the 3 TV shows 'Two of a Kind', 'Mary-Kate and Ashley in Action!' and 'So Little Time'. Then after the the release of, their last movie together, 'New York Minute', in 2004, they've both faded away. The Olsen Twins are the ultimate washed up child stars.

Scenario in 1999:
Mum: No, you can't watch 'Two of a Kind'. You know I watch the news at this time.
Sarah: But, mum. I have to watch 'Two of a Kind'. The Olsen Twins are my idols.

Scenario in 2009:
Mum: Hey, did you hear about Ashley Olsen?
Sarah: Who the hell is Ashley Olsen?

The Olsen Twins by SeeWithoutHavingtoGo2 September 1, 2009

uncle jesse and the olsen twins 

less better than Ratslayer and the crackerjack horse killers!

Ratslayer and the crackerjack horse killers are infact not uncle jesse and the olsen twins.

uncle jesse and the olsen twins by Matthew November 16, 2003

uncle jesse and the olsen twins 

sidenote: the band uncle jesse and the olsen twins only say that to make their sole rivals feel better about their complete lack of talent.

uncle jesse and the olsen twins own your soul.

uncle jesse and the olsen twins by austin November 18, 2003

olson twins 

Nice titties on an under age girl.

"Dude! Check out her Olson twins! I'd bang that jail-bait any day!"

olson twins by The Propper Perv May 25, 2007

pee on the Olson twins

This is a term for a refreshing summer shower usually resulting in a brilliant rainbow.

I love it when the skies open up and pee on the Olson twins. It reminds me of childhood. And lasers for some reason.

pee on the Olson twins by Johnny Eightball June 14, 2004