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Oklahoma 

A place filled with people who, while not on average intelligent, not completely retarded like others here tend to think. I live in a suburb of the city of Oklahoma City, called Midwest City. The city isn't big, but it has things there that make it worth visiting. Oklahoma is not filled with rednecks or hicks. Yes, there are rednecks and hicks here, but in the places like OKC, it's about the same as places like Colorado or Illinois.
Also, Carl Albert kicks the majority of other schools in the south's ass.
Johnny- I live in Oklahoma! It's normal.
Oklahoma by JonathanMorris July 13, 2011

Oklahoma 

The state that sucks so much that it keeps Texas from slipping into the Gulf of Mexico.
Oklahoma sucks so much...
Oklahoma by Keith G. July 17, 2007

Oklahoma 

That giant cloud of dust between Texas and Kansas.
Charles: I think we're lost. Are we in some kind of desert?

Peter: Worse. We're in Oklahoma.
Oklahoma by Diggity Monkeez January 12, 2005

Oklahoma 

The worse state in the U.S!
Guy1: Shut up, you're from Oklahoma
Guy2: Yeah, I know..... =(
Oklahoma by OklahomaSucks July 25, 2009

oklahoma 

Texas with the treach.

If Oklahoma was a person, it'd be a rubber-faced mongoloid drooling and mooing and eating its own shit and trying to convince the world that it is as good as normal people.
I thought Texas was a piece of shit until I visited Oklahoma.
oklahoma by Ben Lynch February 27, 2005

Oklahoma 

A Chinese terrible copy paste of Texas, that’s why it sucks compared to Texas
Man, why did I move to oklahoma it shure sucks
Oklahoma by Steakface87 February 21, 2019