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Objective Finance

Probably the best thing to ever happen to Mankind.
Aiden saw the guaranteed benefit of Objective finance.
by TheZestyPepperoni February 10, 2021
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objection.lol

A website which allows you to talk as Ace Attorney characters
"Yo dude, have you used Objection.Lol before?"
by another stupid idiot on UD November 2, 2023
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Objective Morality Syndrome

A serious mental illness characterized by someone thinking that their opinions are solid fact and are intrinsically true. People with OMS tend to be very closed minded, who can't think for themselves, and often resort to the easiest line of thinking possible so that their tiny little brains can comprehend it.

Unfortunately, OMS is almost untreatable. The syndrome starts developing in childhood from sources such as but not limited to: family, culture, religion, and politics. If the idea of morality being subjective isn't instilled in childhood, then OMS is likely to develop in adolescence and solidify in adulthood. By adulthood, the damage has already been done, and the person can no longer comprehend a world where they aren't right.

You can help stop the spread of OMS by understanding that morality is subjective, and not one culture, political belief, philosophical implication, or idea of the world, is intrinsically correct. A wall being the color red is objectively true, but red being the best color for that wall is subjective. You may also learn how to stop the spread of misinformation, which often caters to people with OMS.

Examples of people likely to be suffering from OMS:
-Religious people
-Old people
-Political radicals
-People who lack higher level education
-The majority of American Republicans
Person with OMS: "Pornstars are whores, they should be ashamed of themselves for doing what they do!"

A rational person: "Whoa, dude, calm down. I know you suffer from objective morality syndrome, but you have to realize that your idea of the human body isn't THE idea of the human body. People have sex, everyone wants to have sex, why are you so deadset against them?"
by BelegMaethor May 4, 2020
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Objectism

The act of using one object over another object.

Basically racism for objects.

The purpose of night time is for things to get dark but you use a light because you don’t like the dark when you are awake. Also you can chose to lock your door but when you do not lock it you are discriminating it because you didn’t use it.
I like to eat chocolate icecream more than vanilla. I choose to turn on the light when it is night to block out the darkness. I like to keep my door unlocked because i do not like locking my door, I am objectism.
by I made the word Objectism July 21, 2019
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Objective truth

Definition: depends on what political or moral agenda you subscribe to
CNN: Conservatives are bad!

Fox News: Libtards are a threat to merica it’s objective truth!

Me: You guys are both puppets for the rich and don’t really care about your followers. You are both retarded and I’m a better person

Source: Trust me

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by Cockblastof09 April 13, 2022
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objective morality

The disbelief that right and wrong are pure and consistent concepts given to us by God or Yahweh which can't be challenged, redefined or argued against. In other words, our world is one with no moral grays. Everybody is either a wholesome follower, or a sinful deviant.
"God gave us objective morality, meaning I don't need to take responsibility for my misogyny and homophobic tendencies."

"Well golly gee willickers, thank goodness we don't have to think about the consequences for our actions!"

"Yup. I knew there had to be a reason society had come to disincentive theft, murder and rape."

"Actually Bobby, rape's a go according to the Bible."

"On the contrary Mary-Ann, rape is portrayed negatively in our media which retroactively changes the morals of our Bible to conform with modern sensibilities."

"That doesn't sound very objective, Bobby."

"Shut the fuck up Mary."
by Ravio October 4, 2016
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objective.jesussave.us

a horrible propaganda site run by xtian freaks with a highly poserish band called "Zounds". don't forget the 4Kidz section with lambuel and his xtian pals.
hi kids! today's super-hip tip for cool kids is reading the bible and objective.jesussave.us!
by techfury90 January 10, 2005
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