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Oilfield Outhouse

The use of a wheel well as a urinal. This is done by standing next to the wheel and putting your hands on the hood and urinating in the wheel well. It is important to look relaxed and even holding a phone helps. It is a good way to urinate in public and look inconspicuous.
While in Chicago on a trip across the country, I pulled into a park and leaned up against the truck in the wheel well and relieved myself in an oilfield outhouse. No one knew what happened and I even sent a text.
by Ryo son August 21, 2011
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Obilansk

A term referring to the situation of pushing a wheelbarrow full of bricks up a hill, the wheel falling off, rolling back down the hill, knocking you over, causing you to tumble down the hill and break your neck.
The other day my mate steve suffered an Obilansk and died. Stupid wheelbarrow manufacturers!
by Sholto Bonham-Thomas February 24, 2004
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OKILF

The specification of a MILF into a Japanese context, standing for O-Kaasan I'd Like to Fuck. Kaasan being Japanese polite word for mom, the preceding "O" is a politeness modifier within and is retained in the abbreviation.
Have you checked out Clint's home stay mom? She's a total OKILF!
by Mizuho Kawajiri November 8, 2007
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Oilfield handshake

An oilfield handshake is when two men stand face to face with their pants down around their ankles. The two men vigorously jerk each other off. There must be direct eye contact and it's not over until both have finished.
I heard your uncle is great at oilfield handshakes. He really has the forearm strength and intimate eye contact to make it special.
by Skinny Peters m. d. September 16, 2021
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oilfield mafia

A collaboration or pure bread degenerate idiots whom decided to deem themselves “The Oilfield Mafia”. Origin remains unknown.
Man, this production facility is fucked up. I bet the oilfield mafia was here.
by Oilfield mafia April 9, 2018
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obliflush

When taking a crap in a public bathroom, flushing the toilet several times to keep the smell to a minimum.
"Oh man, I had to take a crap so bad and the bathroom was full so I made sure to obliflush."
by Baja Pops June 15, 2009
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oilfront

oilfront, the new waterfront property around the gulf of mexico
since my property became oilfront it has lost most of its valve.
by hackerrazzi July 5, 2010
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