Pillow Osmosis

A common effect when one goes into deep sleep. The concentration of intelligence across the membrane of your head to the pillow is very differential. Many times when your body is rested enough part of your brain diffuses into the pillow, because of the low intelligence gradient. This can result in a number of effects: often times the victim of pillow osmosis sleeps through their alarms, cannot wakeup, and only recovers until about 5 p.m the next day. To reverse the effects of Pillow Osmosis one can use a vacuum to suck the consciousness back into into the person. Violent beatings with a baseball bat, castration, and a curb stomp by Optimus Prime might bring the person back as well, these although will most often result in severe brain/bodily damage or death.

Billy: Wow Call the doctor Tom hasn't woke yet, and it's already five.

(five minuets later)

Doctor: It looks like Tom's brain has gone through pillow osmosis. There is only one thing I can do.....
Call in Optimus!

by praytobestrongermen June 12, 2011

osmethne

An alternate spelling of "something", often hastily typed, in a fit of rage, or illiteracy.

i have the damn ass patron he sucks his name is Zell Dencht im one of his vassels io wotn sya name so he sucks and lies and his a asshole he says osmethne and then doesnt do it and got lame ass vassels im the only one who isnt lame in that his allegince of his it sucsk and he sucks again his name is zell dencht no one swear to him.

by RootyB March 15, 2003

Osman

- (adj.) Description of something that is amazing at everything, good looking and just out of this world.

-(adj.) Something that initiates sexual arousal.

- (adj.) Male Arabic given name meaning "the chosen one" amongst the tribe of brave and noble people.

- (n.) When an "Osman" is spotted, women are prone to have orgasms.

- That guy is so osman, he never fails.

- I thought my girlfriend was having a seizure, and then I saw the osman across the street.

- He just put the team on his back, like an osman.

- I didn't pee myself, I just saw an osman.

by grayson24 December 5, 2011

Reverse osmosis

When someone washes their hands prior to shitting but not following

Unfortunately I walked into the bathroom of the restaurant and caught the chef pull a reverse osmosis- apparently he didn't want to get my dinner on his asshole but had no problem with the contrary.

by Janet Fupa August 21, 2013

Emily Osment

Literal perfection. She has the voice of angels and can clobber you in .2 seconds flat if you h*ck with her. So don't h*ck with her. She has been in numerous films. One of her best roles was in a movie called My Dreams. If you are trying to ask a girl out, tell her she looks like Emily Osment. It will drop the panties faster than a black man in the Olympics.

"Damn, that Emily Osment is perfect" -Everyone

by RepublicOfRapunzel November 16, 2013

Osmari

A girl with a very good sense of humor and always puts people before her. She is a fun loving and caring person. Beautiful inside and out.

Osmari is one of the best girls I’ve ever met.

by Markkss May 29, 2019

osmotic

A person known to be pseudo-competent who uses the equivalent of osmosis as a knowledge base and then simply *thinks* of something they want done and the person perceives their thought as having accomplished the task (read: the task becomes done) without any physical effort or any actual action having occurred.

Person 1: He's a Coordinator of computer technology.
Person 2: Really? Because all his computers aren't working.
Person 1: Is that so?
Person 2: Well, the other day he told me he thought they were all working.
Person 1: He must be osmotic.

by Ben Chott November 4, 2011