on my life

A phrase that emphasizes that one is speaking very truthfully or stating a fact in which he truly believes. Literally means that the person would bet his life on the validity of the statement.

"Gotta keep ya cash coming and that's on my life." -Ja Rule, "Wonderful"

"Suge Knight's a bitch, and that's on my life." -Snoop Dogg, "Pimp Slap'd"

"I pissed on your 12-year-old daughter last night, and that's on my life." -R. Kelly, "Your Daughter Drank My Piss"

by Nick D September 28, 2005

on my jays

means on my own just me myself and i
(on me 1'z)

i went croydon yesterday and i was on my jays and i got robbed

by hotkeisha05 May 16, 2006

On my mama nigga

White translation: I swear to the lord in vain, my friend.

Yo, I swear I got the stuff. It’s for real on my mama nigga I ain’t lyin.

by Daddydefinitions.com December 12, 2018

on my level

your level is the point where you are high and/or drunk up to the point where you seemingly recognize and are familiar your fucked up state.

being below your level means you are not yet too fucked up, and being above your level means you are so fucked up you should probably chill out with the jager.

i'm grounded for summer because i came home last night on my level; my parents were pissed.

by sk8ergirl14 June 15, 2011

on my uncle grave

Something a girl like Carlee Wilson would say, to try to be cool. Related to phrases such as “on my momma” or “on gang”

bruh on my uncle grave that party was lit as fuck

by commonclout September 20, 2019

On My Grandma!!

When you run out of things or people to swear upon. In other words, When you know you're lying but you already put it on God, Your Momma, Yourself, Your Soul, Your Dad, Your Gang and all you have left is your grandma. Poor Grandma, I bet you are scared of putting it on her, because you still live with her.

Bruh! Hey Bruh! I have 20 Flat Screen TV's and 3 Lamborghinis, we is Lottery world champions, on my Grandma!!

by The_Bambino_88 November 6, 2019

On my 1s

Meaning by yourself with no help

"Man went to peckham on my 1s fam"
"Woahh, man said peck fam"

by f1stackz November 22, 2019