Oil

Your micturate

i used oil in the pan to fry the french fries

by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020

oil

The reason France vetoed the Iraq war.

Sadly there has been no oil war, I wanted to pay 30 cents a gallon.

by Dan October 5, 2003

oil

A substance which the United States economy relies heavily on. Contrary to popular belief, the world has enough oil to last for at least 500 years. The global oil supply will last for approximately 500 years, even if consumption rates increase by 15%. A variety of products are produced from chemicals and such that are found in crude oil. Crude oil is the raw, unrefined substance taken directly from the earth.

Jimmy: "Gas prices are gonna never stop going up, because we only have 40 years left of oil".
Alex: "You idiot, we have at least 500 years left of oil, even if consumption rates increase by 15%!"

by Oil Makes The World Go Round April 21, 2006

Oil

When something (usually a food product) is incredibly good.

This burger is fucking oil dude

by Cr184 October 23, 2020

oil

1)a smooth black fluid with a pungent flavor and universal appeal.
2)the only thing keeping Iraq from being a crator.

OIL (Operation Iraqi Liberation}

by Ebot March 21, 2003

oil

Something the Confederate States of America would be self-sufficient in were it still around.

If gas goes up to $4/ gallon, we'll have another civil war.

by Grand Admiral Thrawn April 1, 2005

oil

In some areas of New Jersey, it's the name given to a delicious beverage

Ayo, this lemonade is straight oil.

by Glavisgan June 12, 2017