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Nursing home fart

A fart that is so nasty and vile that it makes a room smell like a nursing home. Consider the room or area permanently tainted with a rotten stink smell.

Major construction is required after the fart to reuse the area, including ripping out carpets and sub-floors, and walls and sheet-rock.

Bio-hazards suits are needed to clean-up, and Center for Disease Control needs to be notified.
Rudi cruised over to Sampson's house for Monday night football. He had been eating bratwurst all day, and drinking Schmidt Ice. He didn't feel well at all and something was brewing deep in his stomach.

He ripped a huge fart during half-time - big mistake. It turned out to be a nursing home fart and completely wrecked Rudi's house.
by Jrubadub October 14, 2010
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nursing school

the hardest most stressful shit one will ever go through in life.
"hey where has kathy been these past months?"
"oh, shes stuck in nursing school studying for the rest of her life."
by nurseintraining March 6, 2008
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Nursing School

4 years but the first year is spent taking watered-down science classes to get a 2.75GPA. Upon entrance to the program, clinicals are spent dispensing vitamins and fluffing pillows.
Nursing Student: I'm so glad I only need to get a 2.75 to get in nursing school, I think I'll stop going to class.
by PerryCox May 6, 2020
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Nesrine

The most beautiful person in the world. Nesrine is a darling ; a waifu with a really nice personnality and body. She give the best Kiss and hug . You HAVE to love Nesrine
Uwu~ Nesrine is the best darling in this world !
by Macchan March 19, 2019
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nasrina

A sexy girl,with a very nice figure and personalities.
Jack:I wish i could date with Nasrina.
Joe:Haha! You wish...
by Poseidon 101 January 1, 2017
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Butt Nusting

Dude, I'm down to go butt nusting tonight.
by FireRock May 9, 2014
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Nussing

a slang word for the word "nothing". It became popular with the movie "Big Lebowski". There is a scene in the movie where Jeff Bridges' character is the victim of a break in by some self described nihilists who proclaim they believe in nothing but because of their German accents they pronounce the word as nussing.
from the Big Lebowski - "We believe in nussing, Lebowski"
by Andy Gibb May 7, 2009
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