NUKE 

THE NUKE!!!!!!! - ugliest of the ugly. like wtf happened to you i cant stop looking at how ugly you are lmao

the nuke is someone so ugly you keep looking at there face to see what went wrong theres not much more to say you gotta see it urself but you wil know they are hard to miss

NUKE by Jaipal August 30, 2010

nuke 

A great weapon in wordStarcraft/word. Cloak a Ghost or two after you have a few silos armed and send them in to your enemy's base. The point of impact is indicated by a lazer point over the designated target.

noob:Hey, that looks like a lazer pointer...
voice: nuclear launch detected
noob: hey you didn't say there was nukes!
*noob was eliminated*

nuke by Cpt.Bob October 6, 2003

nuke 

to anihilate a region or country with a thermo-nuclear device, weapons which depending on the payload can kill between 3,000 and 20,000 people with the initial blast, and kill hundreds of thousands more over the next decade through radiation poisoning.

1. "MC Ian's example of nuke is a typically moronic statment. Detonating a nuke is a lose-lose scenario for all humanity".

2. "There are currently some 30,000 nukes on this planet, enough to kill all human, animal and plant life on earth forty times over. I'm glad some faggot thinks it's necessary to do that one day"

nuke by Lazarus Ciccone April 23, 2004

Nuke 

An extremely ugly woman whose mere presence is enough to make a normally ugly female look attractive

Hey, did you hear about Johnny.
Nah, what happened.
We were clubbing last night and he hooked up with a "nuke".
I have lost all respect for him now.
Yeah, I'm deleting him off my Facebook for some shit like that.

Nuke by Balls are cool May 11, 2011

nuke 

To securely delete all data from a hard drive, usually by overwriting the entire disc with random numbers.

A nuker is a bootable disc that will securely erase data, file structures and partition tables from all hard drives it detects. The most used nuker is Darik's Boot and Nuke (commonly called DBAN).

Always be ready to nuke your hard drive in an emergency.

Quick it's the copyright gestapo! I've got 40 pirated ISOs on my pc! NUKE NUKE NUKE!

nuke by George McBob May 4, 2009

Nuke 

Donald Trump's and Kim Jong Un's sex toy made by the US military.

Trump: I love it when the Nuke blows up inside of me.

Nuke by Cure2theAutism September 4, 2017

Nuke 

To overthink something, the way that a nuclear scientist would think about how to flush the toilet after having to wipe his ass with an entire roll of toilet paper.

"God damnit don't fuckin' nuke it man, just flush the damn thing!"

Nuke by free_refil July 21, 2005