Networking

Pronounced: (Uh-Lan)
Partying, and drinking.

I cant make it tonight, I have to go networking.
The best way to meet people is to network.

by networking June 11, 2014

The hood it not working

What Thai restaurants post on their door to signify a temporary closure of the restaurant. If the manager is out, hood translates to 'head' thus giving more definition to the concept itself. Additionally, the 'it' is a philosophical reference to the state the 'hood' is in. To fully comprehend such sign, read it as "The HEAD IS not working"

Manager/owner is out of town on business for a few days and there is nobody to take over the job. Restaurant will post sign reading: The hood it not working"

by Amale O. November 14, 2007

Sexual Networking

When people bring attractive friends to parties for swapping purposes. Akin to swinging but less creepy-sounding.

Chris brought Anna to the party, and Kyle brought Sarah. Chris proceeded to pound Sarah into a mattress, while Kyle polluted Anna's rivers and streams. The group, as a whole, was engaged in sexual networking.

by Team Blonde Professor June 8, 2014

Social Nagworking

using social networking to get someone to get something done or get one's way in a contentious issue.

After waiting a month, Richard had to resort to social nagworking in order to get the promised photos from Lisa and her mother.

by L.Just March 7, 2011

Networking

you meet GIRL A, GIRL A has three friends, GIRL 1, GIRL 2 GIRL 3. After meeting girls 1,2,and 3. you find out that all three of them and lots of girlfriends of their own..

And so on and so fourth

dude, you wanna come hang out? Stacy is bringing a few of her girlfriends out, I figured we could do some networking.

by Nathan Rondot August 3, 2007

Netwerking

The act of networking in a fun and authentic way.

This event got me netwerking so hard last Friday! It was so much fun!

by EBaden July 20, 2014

Anti-social networking

Actively avoiding or severing connections on social networking sites to avoid your friend's connections.

Once I realized what a bitch Chuck's wife is, I took him off my friends list. I like the guy, but a little anti-social networking is easier than dealing with her.

by Jake4f March 16, 2009