norfolk

The home of the Largest Navy base in the world, and the reason Va Beach even Exists

Norfolk, Va, the heart of Hampton Roads

by Jo December 9, 2004

Noff

A shortened term for a Smirnoff, which in this case usually refers to the Smirnoff Ice, or another flavor such as green apple, which are malt beers.

Man 1: "Dude, I'm buzzin from that noff I just downed."
Man 2: "Are you serious? Those things are weak, man."

by 0theoriginalanon0 August 4, 2010

norftown

north las vegas, the dirtiest, most crime ridden area of las vegas

Paul doesn't know exactly how to explain to his wife that he got car-jacked in norftown by a legitimate Vegas crackhead transexual hooker in a drug deal gone bad.

by norftown702 January 22, 2009

Nooff

When referring to electronic devices that won't turn off because the developers unwisely choose to not include an off switch.

That nooff Furby gives me a headache and wakes me up in the middle of the night.

by Link4all January 1, 2009

Nofficial

Used when referring to ones lack of seriousness and commitment in a relationship. No strings attached. Not putting a ring on it. Probably having sex with someone else as well.

Guy: So you and Jane have been hanging out a lot recently. Whats with that? Do I hear wedding bells?

Dude: Awwww nah man, Im keeping it real nofficial. Its like I care, but not really. Plus I got that little side piece Annie around the corner Im still workin with!

by Vincognito April 7, 2010

normfull

A small quantity of really, really dank marijuana roughly equivalent to a quarter of a standard bowl, which when smoked, produces a very mild buzz - to that perfect point where one is noticeably high but can still function well enough to study for exams.

The weed has to be very very potent for it to work, and it must be cashed within three hits.

Me: Dude, I have a genetics test tomorrow but i also really want to smoke and listen to the new muse album.

Brooklyn: then just do a normfull, you'll be fine dude. listen to that album and by the time youre done, you'll come down enough to study.

by misterfarenheit1 February 28, 2011

norfolk shower

When your too lazy to take a real shower so you coat yourself with a shit load of Axe or other body spray to mask your rankness and end up smelling like a French Whore. Also called the Guido Whores Bath.

Rank dude. Now I have to deal with your fruit cup smellin ass for the day. Way to take a norfolk shower.

by thatdude1235 September 24, 2011