-Noctem-

A forum browser who thinks hes always right and the best at everything. Extremely arrogant, he seems a little sleazy, but no one can tell. If you say anything on a forum that -Noctem- spams at, watch out, because even if you just proved the Theory of Relativity is wrong, you would still be made out to be a fool. He captions all of his posts with "Another intelligent post by -Noctem-", even though it is obvious to everyone excluding him that the above post was anything but intelligent.

Poster: E does not equal MC2, as I am about to prove to you now. (Proof)

-Noctem-: omg man u are so stupid!!!111 lol omg and speek propperly plz i cant under stand a wrod wat u just wrote!! u stipd lolololloloo!!!!!1 im a dumbass

by Forum Browsers Anonymous July 30, 2008

noiteka

Pronunciation: noy-TEK-a

Verb
Present tense ("noiteka"): Getting brunch and reading a book
Past tense ("noitekked"): Got brunch and read a book
Future tense ("noiteka"): Going to get brunch and read a book

Noun ("noiteka"): I majored in noiteka and computer science.
Proper noun ("noiteka"): He's a total noiteka <can have derisive connotation of being too easygoing or lazy; can also have a complimentary connotation of being thoughtful and cultured>

"What are you doing tomorrow?" "Noiteka, then tennis"
"What are your hobbies?" "I like eating and I like books, so basically noiteka"
"See you tomorrow for noiteka?"
"What are you doing now?" "Noiteka, and talking with you!"

by ProfessionalNoiteka October 19, 2013

Noited

A person who is acting crazy or stupid

When she got around her crush she was hella noited.

by Noited May 3, 2020

Nitemar6

the coolest person to ever exist. They never miss and honestly everyone he's mutuals with doesn't either. Except for erthuii that mf is a lost cause. (Believes he is right until proven otherwise)

nitemar6 is the best being in existence

by Nitemar6 April 21, 2021

nitemare

album made by two artists dawid shawty and yungster jack aka one of the best albums.

jason: hey wanna have do the nasty?
nick: yes what should we listen to?
jason: nitemare since this pp is gonna give u one.

by wolmab77 February 11, 2022

noisemuted

sexy homosexual rich man . n : nice , o : ocky , i : illiterate , s : sexy , e : etahhh

that man got his nosiemuted or that man's noisemuted
noisemuted : sexy homosexual rich man . n : nice , o : ocky , i : illiterate , s : sexy , e : etahhh

by idekfr March 24, 2023

nitemare!

Some type of spic ass bitch ass nigga fuck ezume and sigilkore frfr ong

Negro:You heard nitemare! is wanted for touching kids
Me: yeah immigrants are known to worse than blacks.

by sSuperboymega April 6, 2023