That friend that always manages to save you from awkward social situations, is extremely attractive inside and out, and is a fantastic and smooth lover.
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A fat cunt with big long ass teeth across his forehead. All he does is sits in his room getting a new girl everyday. He sits in his room and eats shity doritos.
by Your_MUM_Gay October 13, 2018
Get the Finn noble mug.A Noble is another word for a person who is of the opinion that they are better than others at one particular thing.
A Noble always blames his/her own misdoings on other people so not to lose out on anything.
A Noble is very hard to understand, as one may be a Noble's best friend one day and be called names the next.
A Noble also thinks he/she is the best at CoD:MW2.
A Noble always blames his/her own misdoings on other people so not to lose out on anything.
A Noble is very hard to understand, as one may be a Noble's best friend one day and be called names the next.
A Noble also thinks he/she is the best at CoD:MW2.
Guy: Hey Noble, like that kill?
Noble: NO IT WAS TERRIBLE, I'D DO BETTER, ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO BEAT ME!
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Noble: Hey Man!
Guy: Hi, Noble.
*next day*
Guy 2: Hey Noble, I saw you with Guy 1 yesterday!
Noble: Yeah, He's a Dickhead
Noble: NO IT WAS TERRIBLE, I'D DO BETTER, ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO BEAT ME!
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Noble: Hey Man!
Guy: Hi, Noble.
*next day*
Guy 2: Hey Noble, I saw you with Guy 1 yesterday!
Noble: Yeah, He's a Dickhead
by The_Mezz_Man May 21, 2010
Get the Noble mug.A shitty town where the jocks are stuck up and think they are everything that they're not, and the football team loses because the jocks think they're better than each other. The girls are fugly and most of them are sluts, and the school has the highest pregnancy rate of the county and they make anyone that isn't a football player an outcast.
Guy: You guys are such fucking dorks, football is the best sport ever no ones better than me
Girl: Oh my god, that guy is sooo hot, he plays football!
Normal student: God noble is such a shitty town, the team sucks and the jocks are asshole
Normal Student 2: Yeah so true dude. Sick and tired of Noble.
Girl: Oh my god, that guy is sooo hot, he plays football!
Normal student: God noble is such a shitty town, the team sucks and the jocks are asshole
Normal Student 2: Yeah so true dude. Sick and tired of Noble.
by PrincipleAsshat January 7, 2011
Get the Noble mug.1. A large worthless body mass capable of an undeserved power trip, belittling more important beings
by Norbes December 5, 2009
Get the Nobles mug.1: Satan's asshole, usually only to employees.
2: A place for insane individuals with foot fetishes and drooling problems to congregate.
3: A store that quickly turns genuinely nice employees into miserable bastards due to horrible pay, horrible management, and that god awful "do you have a membership?" question.
4: Evidently a library since, more often than not, customers don't actually BUY books.
2: A place for insane individuals with foot fetishes and drooling problems to congregate.
3: A store that quickly turns genuinely nice employees into miserable bastards due to horrible pay, horrible management, and that god awful "do you have a membership?" question.
4: Evidently a library since, more often than not, customers don't actually BUY books.
"Excuse me, how do I borrow books?"
"You don't. This is Barnes and Noble. Go to the library down the block."
"Where's your manager?"
"That's a good question. I haven't seen them myself for the past 4 hours."
"I really like feet. What would I have to do to get you to show me your feet??!"
"You don't. This is Barnes and Noble. Go to the library down the block."
"Where's your manager?"
"That's a good question. I haven't seen them myself for the past 4 hours."
"I really like feet. What would I have to do to get you to show me your feet??!"
by frikkafrikkaREMIX March 16, 2009
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