nobshiner

one whom shines nobs

Oi, nobshiner! Get your hand off it!

by nobshinerous August 18, 2003

nobstacle

Something to prevent someone getting laid.

I'd like to bone Jenny, but her mum's a major nobstacle.

Take every nobstacle life throws at you in your stride.

by Alex Christian Harris December 9, 2007

nobskin

person who has skin on his nob .. the overlapping bit of a dick

"Your have loads of nobskin

by Mark September 28, 2003

nobscratch

A tool invented in Victorian times for adding a good finish to door handles.

Look at that filthy nobscratch

by elprza October 10, 2003

nobservant

Another word for a gay person, someone who observes nobs. Also known as a poo jabber or a cocksucker. Also nobserver (noun), and nobserving (verb).

"Darcy, don't be such a nobservant."

by MURNANE February 16, 2007

nobshine

head job...to shine sum ones nob or suck ther nob

fuck deyan stop shining william panagopoulos'z nob
:but i cant help it

by blind October 3, 2003

Nobstacle course

A location that is heavily (and unexpectedly) populated by men.

"Are you going to The York pub tonight to try it out with the ladies?"
"No way, that place has turned into a nobstacle course!"

by mvp123 March 11, 2010