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NFL

National Football League, also No Fun League.

A alliance of 32 professional American football teams which achieves its vast financial success largely on the backs of degenerate gamblers and single, dateless, 40-something, Roto-fantasy geeks who still live with their moms.
"Man, the NFL sucks!

The only reason it even stays afloat is because of all the suckers laying down their paychecks on this week's betting line and all the pencil-necked Rotisserie geeks who spend every waking hour adjusting their fantasy football team rosters, and who think Woody Allen is a tough guy.

If not for those sad legions of fans, the NFL would be relegated to the third-rate level of athletic entertainment that it really is."
by NAT1138 December 9, 2008
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A "sport" which is more defined by it's commercials and advertisements than the actual game. Generally, at least 50% of the players will be arrested at some point in their career for drugs or sexual misconduct.
My team won the NFL Super Bowl. I only care because now we can all whore the Super Bowl Ring when it goes on eBay after the running back gets arrested.
by buttcheeks mcgee December 28, 2005
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Niggas From Linwood (notorious gang in Detroit)
Mike: A nigga, you goin to that party on Linwood tonight?
Chaz: Hell naw, the NFL run shit ova there.
Mike: Lol bitch.
by 313DeeBoi March 6, 2008
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Man I have nfl imma put my Snapchat username as nfl.pedro
by Madddddison April 11, 2020
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Stupid nonsense for Americans that couldn’t tell you the name of the local congressman but could tell you who the lions third string quarterback is. A douchebag sport
Matty: that Cowboys/saints game was so good. Did you see that big play that guy made that one time? the NFL is badass
Me: No, the NFL is for retards. I don’t waste my time with crap like that.
by Laughing at morons October 13, 2021
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Not

F*cking

Likely
When your teammates think you can't win this game

You "NFL!"
by Charcoal_Warpaint04 November 14, 2022
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Lauren is being boring, NFL
by landkkiwi May 29, 2023
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