fake newsery

The willful ignorance of the Main Stream Media that turns a blind eye to actual truth in exchange for a perversion of truth that they in turn sell to the American public like a $10 dollar trollop in order to disseminate disinformation and/or false narratives.

CNN was once called 'the most trusted named in news,' before they blew their credibility to smithereens with totally biased and pathetic news reporting, fake polls, and overall fake newsery.

by JonathanWinters February 19, 2017

newsense

(n) a kick ass pop-punk band that is from Las Vegas. www.newsense.tk

"Man,Newsense is a rad band" said Bill
"Fuck no They Suck!" said Bob.

by MARC! October 15, 2003

newedge

To get scammed or conned, especially by someone who has utter contempt for you, or dresses like a pirate.

So my lawyer sends me two bills and I ask him... are you trying to newedge me?

by Kathy Benton December 12, 2007

newbed

To be hassled by the lesser forms of life known as newbies.

Roofles, you just got newbed.

by Steve Gibson November 23, 2002

noobed / newbed

Getting killed or even owned by a 'noob'/'newb'.

ProQ3Player was railed by Mr.Noob
ProQ3Player ate Mr.Noob's rocket
ProQ3Player: ROFL i got noobed

by dz22 October 30, 2003

newbed out

Blanket statement used to describe someone who does not meet expectations or commits a SNAFU.

Kris: Did Schmiegel go out with y'all for your birthday?
Bobs: No she totally newbed out and did a shady pass out.

by Kwistin September 25, 2005

Newed-up

Used to describe a person when they totally change their look, usually for the better.

Is that Josie?? Jeez, she's all newed-up!"
"Maybe she went on that MADE show from MTV..."

by heather-feather June 28, 2008