evergreened

When you or another person gets cockblocked so hard, that you have to rethink life for atleast 1 week.

"Yo dude, why are you looking like someone with Vietnam flashbacks?"

"Bro, i was at the bar trying to approach that girl, but she evergreened me"

"You mean she cockblocked you like the...?"

"Like this fucking ship blocking the Suez canal, yes."

by Mosdn March 27, 2021

Evergreen

1. Something that causes a situation to come to a halt.

2. A more appropriate way of saying "cockblock".

"Before I quit my job, I pulled an Evergreen on my boss. Hope he enjoys that overtime."

" Him? Your wingman? Nah fam, he just an Evergreen."

by KevinHK852 March 27, 2021

Evergreening

Evergreening: To accidentally block or hinder progress via unintentional blockade.

Hey Bob did you catch the latest Evergreening?
No,what now?
Whole on ramp this time.

by Gas-Giant January 27, 2022

Evergreen Syndrome

Evergreen Syndrome is a basic reword of mentally ill, or mentally unstable. The behaviors caused by this disease can be such as issues with social interaction, autism or down syndrome, violent behavior or thoughts, unable to stay focused, and depression/loneliness. This can cause the person whom the disease has can have a difficult time creating relationships with other people nor their already existing family and friends.

"luis is really stupid is there something wrong with them?"
"yeah luis has Evergreen Syndrome"

by evergreen program April 5, 2022

Evergreen Colorado

A small town filled with urban folks. Filled with athletic/artisic culture. More republican the demorcratic. Some extreme republicans, and some discrimination. Great schools and great technology. Tourist area is Downtown Evergreen and Evergreen Lake. Lake concerts during the summer and Ice Skating during the winter. Johnny Depp is a frequent visitor. Mostly known as a rich town. Town is divided with rich and poor. The people are divided with rich and poor as well

"Hey, I visited Evergreen Colorado.."
"And?"
"The lake was beautiful, but a lot of stoners there."
"Go check out the golf club, that's the rich area."

by wheewwww September 16, 2012

Evergreen St.

A pretty quiet street full of crackheads and fiends. On the news for a solid week back in 2011 for a record amount of meth labs exploding in one single night. West of this street is Lyons Elementary which is a great place to get mauled by a crackfiend with 4 teeth.

Boy 1: Ever been down to Evergreen St. ?
Boy 2: No, why?
Boy 1: That’s where that crackhead ate my dog.

by Ar.Ca.Ra.Be December 5, 2019

Evergreen

A condition stemming from profuse marijuana use. Equivalent to a marijuana "hangover." Also referred to as "the Coniferous Disease"

We smoked a zone last night, and this morning I had a severe case of evergreen.

Tito: "I GOT THAT CONIFEROUS DISEASE!"

by Morgan Witt January 14, 2008