newblet

a newbie... Kirk gaughan is the master of all newblets.

There were four newblets walking down the road, when Billg Ates ran them over with his humvee.

by Mark November 8, 2003

newble

(verb) A blunder caused by general ineptitude, esp. when leading to the misfortune or injury of another.

Based on the play of NBA player Ira Newble.

My bad, I newbled that pass.

Dude, I newbled your car.

James totally newbled my chances with that girl by bringing up my ex.

by mrt March 2, 2005

narble

Delictable morsels for you to imbibe upon

It's like Scooby Narbles!

by Alan Green November 11, 2003

Nerblet

An amount that is described as between a little bit and some.

"How much pizza is left?"

"Only a nerblet..."

"Can I have it?"

"No."

by Sven420 October 20, 2009

merb nerbler

A merb ,straight or gay who gobbles the knob(s) of as many cocks as it can find in the immediate area. They swallow semen with the glee and excitement of someone who has just won the lottery.

Your brother is a real merb nerbler. He just sucked off the entire swim team and is out looking for more.

by Willie shaverpus February 17, 2023

narbled

1. When one gets gonged in the head and his eyes spin around countercurrently and ends up crosseyed

She gonged Roger Rabbit with a frying pan and he got narbled.

by Jes and Brad November 24, 2006

newblet

A douchebag of a person that is exceedingly annoying to the point where you're forced to vacate the room or slap the douchebag silly.
It's common for a newblet to perform outrageously stupid actions when completely sober. It's also a common occurrence for the newblet to talk absolute shit.

I'm going to slap that newblet if he says one more stupid thing.

Why the fuck did that newblet try to hatchet a campfire?

by Agent0range May 8, 2014