Negative Nancy

A nickname given to a guy or a girl who always has a negative spin on things. Always brings the mood down with the doom and gloom analogies.

Jack: Way to go Billy...a grand slam!
Tom: God, it's about time he only struck out the last four at bats.
Jack: Just shush and quit being such a Negative Nancy and be thankful it wasn't a fifth strikeout, but it was a grand slam.

negative bad outlook

by TheBigCanucklehead March 27, 2015

Neato Burrito

The delicious phrase that succeeds the already tasty "cool beans."

1) Intended to be a replacement or an expansion upon "cool beans." According to the prophecy, all cool beans will eventually be made into neato burritos. Their fate is inevitable-- it is only a matter of time.

2) Means "cool" or "awesome," but can also be a form of approval or for closing a conversation in a simultaneously witty and dorky manner.

"Whoa, check that out!"
"Dang, that's neato burrito!"

"So I'll pick you up at 7?"
"Sounds good."
"Neato burrito."

"I just got an iPad!"
"Cool beans, man."
"Actually, it's 'neato burrito,' now."
"Shut the hell up, Matt."
" :( "

by Jon B-C January 25, 2014

Neat

1. An expression that means something is wonderful, terrific, or cool.

2. A term for serving a spirit straight, in a glass without any ice or mixers.

3. To be clean, orderly and tidy.

1. That is a really neat car.

2. I like my whiskey neat.

3. James likes to keep a house very neat.

by OneBadAsp October 23, 2006

negative gap

The measurement, in inches, of the distance of fat of an obese person that rests on a table at an eating establishment.

My overwheight uncle squeezed into our booth at Applesleaze, revealing his four inch negative gap.

by CTBeatbox April 2, 2007

neato jets

something that you think is really great

Did you see those anaglyph Google Earth simulations?
Yeah! Neato Jets!

by Lisa Jordan May 5, 2007

negative ass

A rear end that is flat or non-existent, or, in extreme cases, even oddly concave.

"My jeans flap in the back 'cause I got a negative ass."

by SeaBat June 12, 2006

net negative

Someone who detracts value from any given situation with their mere presence.

Man, that guy really sucks the life out of every conversation, he's a real 'net negative'.

Oh great, the Net Negative has arrived. Prepare for your will to life to disappear.

by likeitsyourbirthday February 24, 2020