To fail in a spectacular fashion while attempting to act smooth or cool, i.e. sending your allergy suffering grandma to the hospital with a bouche of flowers.
Jake: "Dude check it out."
Lund: "No way! Zach's hittin on Darby? How's he doin so far?!"
Jake: "Well he just asked her how far along she is."
Lund: "The fuck?! Since when is she pregnant?!"
Jake: "She isn't"
Lund: *Sigh* "What a Neuf."
Lund: "No way! Zach's hittin on Darby? How's he doin so far?!"
Jake: "Well he just asked her how far along she is."
Lund: "The fuck?! Since when is she pregnant?!"
Jake: "She isn't"
Lund: *Sigh* "What a Neuf."
by Ninehanded October 5, 2010
Get the Neuf mug.A song by 3OH!3. There is really no know definition but most people assume it has some relation to the Columbine shootings, because the chorus goes N-E-A-T-F-R-E-"A-K-47". Still all in all a good song.
Random Girl Skipping Down the Street: "N-E-A-T-F-R-E-A-K-47 baby!"
Random Other Girl: "Woah did you know that song is about the Columbine shootings!!"
Random Girl Skipping Down the Street: "Ok then!" continues singing neatfreak 47
Random Other Girl: "Woah did you know that song is about the Columbine shootings!!"
Random Girl Skipping Down the Street: "Ok then!" continues singing neatfreak 47
by Miranda Lynn June 2, 2009
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by USAF Cadet November 18, 2020
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by Plebby person May 2, 2020
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Oussama: NAH.. NEASFWG on that bitch.
Oussama: NAH.. NEASFWG on that bitch.
by Jeetz August 5, 2020
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