Christmas a' near

This date in time marks any time in December that is nearing the day of Christmas, the 25th.
Hey, Lola. You know what time it is? It's Christmas a' near!
by Baby Lola December 21, 2020
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near the knuckle

Risque. Rude but not completely gross (joke).
"That gag was near the knuckle, man." "I know but still funny wasn't it?"
by piscivore September 14, 2017
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near nug

a term used to refer to marijuana that is better than mids but worse than kindbud
BOB: hey i got some near nug and a hooka wanna take a few pulls?
JANE: i love you
by JmZitty March 21, 2006
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near tears

This flash animation has rendered me near tears
by Bungalow Bill November 15, 2001
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near vegan

person eating a vegetarian diet that may include minor amounts of "hidden" animal by-products found in packaged foods or animal products that do not result in death of animal e.g. honey
Joe is a near vegan, eating mainly plant-based foods while not sitting down with a brick of cheese.
by Usern789 October 05, 2011
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Near Beard

The attempt at growing a beard, by somebody who is not fully capable of doing so. Often worn by males between 13 and 20, and are usually composed of peach fuzz or sporadically placed hairs of varying lengths.
by o ReVelatioN o December 04, 2010
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near Miss

Ted was so close to hooking up with Amy, then he blew it with a stupid remark. She's another near Miss of his.
by Oerzzz January 14, 2010
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