Anti-Napoleon

n.: A short man who consciously or unconsciously does not act like a douchebag and try to overcompensate for his lack of height by becoming a meathead or driving oversized pickups. Instead, he uses his natural talents, intelligence, and humor to win people over and acheive something meaningful.

Michael Bloomberg is a short man who has used his intelligence and personality to acheive great wealth. He is an anti-Napoleon.

Ben Stiller posesses more comedic energy and creativity than many men several inches taller than him. Again, another anti-napoleon.

by MickeySoulja December 9, 2008

dirty napoleon

The act of placing your rear end on a door handle or knob, and simply waiting for someone to enter

''Tom just got dared to do a dirty napoleon..now he's unconscious!''

by Mark R Dodge March 25, 2007

Nathlete

A nathlete is a person who has the ability to carry two 30 packs of Natural Light to a party in a matter of 5 minutes

Bob: I just carried two 30's in 4 minutes to this huge banger!
Bill: Dude, no way! You're a great nathlete

by nigga son September 6, 2009

Dusty Napoleon

The art of french kissing the ass after dried shit has been left over for an extendend period of time.

I ain't going down there...I ain't giving no Dusty Napoleon to that nasty bitch.

by Lord Stanley Kauffman May 30, 2010

napoleonism

Also known as little man syndrome or lms. When a small guy tries to be tough because he's shorter than average or small of stature. (Taken from the name Napoleon, who was just a few inches over 5 feet tall and tended to blow people up and start wars.) See Napoleonic War.

Rick had a case of napoleonism beacuse he was only 5'5". He didn't need to be so tough, 'cause he was a great and kind friend who would do anything for you. Unfortunately, people still look down upon short people, and he took this personally.

by Shmouse May 26, 2005

Napoleon Incentive

When one's own self inadequacies lead one to be more ambitious and successful. Similar to the Napoleon Complex, which states that one of short stature may be more aggressive and domineering. It is named after Napoleon because he was of short stature, but was massively ambitious and successful, which many shorter men have to do in order to make up for their short stature.

Brett suffered from the Napoleon Complex and was bitter. His friend, Dave, had a Napoleon Incentive and decided to become more confident and funny to compensate for his height.

by SithLordTrevor November 2, 2021

Natalee

natalee is an ABSOLUTELY stunning and gorgeous person. she cries at the dumbest shit but her FAT FUCKING ASS makes up for it . She’s also most likely a libra which is clearly the best sign . when natalee gets older, she’ll become a milf . get yourself a natalee . (dont get a natalie) Lastly, shes wife material.

Guy 1: Bro ! I just bagged a chick who’s loyal and fine AS HELL ! Her name’s Natalee ;)
Guy 2: Damn bro ! Thats awesome, all Natalee’s are straight up green flags

by 6exx9ine November 24, 2021