NarWhal

A Magical Sea Unicorn That If Its Horn Is Touch..You Gain The Abilty To Fly
(Its Name Roughly Translated Is Horny Fish.)

a:Holy Shit! That Guy Is Flying!
b:Musta Touched A Narwhal.

by SherbertShannon March 4, 2009

Narwhalling

When you get a dildo, use an adhesive to attach to forehead, and proceed to shove dildo up hole of choice. While swimming.

I heard that Max and Tyrone are gonna go narwhalling. We should try it sometime.

by DankuPatonku October 17, 2017

narwhale

a whale with a long uniconish horn instead of a nose

TOURIST: wow! look at that fish with a long unicornish nose thing in the water!
TOUR GUIDE: that is called a narwhale

by dumb blondie June 1, 2005

narwhaling

Wearing a strap-on dildo on your head. Not known as "unicorning" because it's real.

"I never thought two dudes would need a strap-on but those guys are really into narwhaling."

by ajpiano August 25, 2013

Narwhale

They are the unicorns of the sea and are seriously bad-ass

"woah look at that unicorn!"
"Bro, that a narwhale. it has a tail."

by llamasarecool October 23, 2012

Narwhal.

A horn whale type creature that when you tend to tell people about it the first thing they think is 'Could you have sex with it?'

"DUDE ITS A FREAKING NARWHAL.!"
"A what?"
"A horned whale."
"You ever you know...?"
"No, what?"
"Tap that?"
"Dude thats just wrong"

by DisasterLindsey. May 19, 2009

narwhal

Narwhal, the sluts of the sea, they use their long horn to fuck other sea creatures. They are constantly horny (hence the incredibly long horn) they are not picky and will sometimes gang up to fuck some unsuspecting sea creature.

Yo dude, back off, stop being such a narwhal

by Johan Hedberg April 14, 2005