NUB on a Sub

The lowest form of life on a Nuclear Submarine. All men aspiring to get their Fish i.e. Dolphins (Warfare pin) start out as NUBs. Multiple meanings for NUBs include: Non Useful Body, Non useful bitch, or the newer gentler meaning "New Underway Buddy". NUB's do the bitch work on the Submarine and are constantly beraided and hated on by the qualified men, ultimately to test they're mettle and to see if they will break under pressure. Also its just fun to do :)

DIVE: Messanger!
NUB: Yes Dive?
DIVE: Go get a bucket of A1R and dont come back until you have it!
NUB: uhh...Yes dive! (Runs out to find a bucket)
(DIVE turns to the Planesmen and laughs)
PLANESMEN: hahaha fucking dumbest NUB on a sub!

by Derben October 4, 2012

Nub On A Shrub

A dance in which someone curves and uncurves their hands over their chest, representing Nub, and makes their legs into a circular shape, representing Shrub, at the same time.

Sam did the Nub on a Shrub dance at recess.
In celebration of her successful math quiz, Olivia did the Nub on a Shrub dance.

by TheRealOceanGirl March 5, 2017

Sub-Nub

The swelling of a female submissives clitoris after being aroused having witnessed a Dom-Rod

"I know you like it. I can see you've got a sub-nub"

by hislordshipuk December 20, 2018

sweet nub

the genitalia of the male which is much smaller than average, possibly even inverted.

also can be used to describe a person who might not be wearing 'normal' clothing - preferably with a long ginger beard and matching hair.

1. He had such a small penis, it was a complete sweet nub.

2. he was a full blown sweet nub, did u see his long leather jacket and platform boots.

by boolke August 6, 2009

sub-nub

one who is so terrible at video games that he is a notch below nub and two notches below noob in the gaming world.

dude i just uber pwnd you, your such a sub-nub

by Danny Jones/ Jimmy Travaglini January 5, 2008

Skuzz Nub

A diseased or dirty, smegma riddled penis.

I gotta see the doctor. That prostitute gave me skuzz nub. I’m all cankered and itching.

I went down on Sam last night for the first time. Yea? How was it? Unfortunately, he had the worst skuzz nub. Just lathered in smeg around the bellend. If I had some crackers I could have had a cheese board. That’s nasty. You got knob cheesed!

by Eaton Holgoode October 19, 2018

Smoking It to the Nub

Deep throating; sucking dick down to the balls Hog Smoking

Unfortunately, Smoking It to the Nub cannot be performed on long, thick cocks!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008