Negotation

When a negotiation backfires on you due to poor strategy

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by tonyshalhoub February 12, 2021

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Ah yes, the negotiator

by firebear1 October 6, 2023

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Negotiacation

When you and a friend make a solemn pact to do something, but then your friend starts being all lame about it and wants to back out - so they start trying to modify the pact to be easier for them.

Friend 1: "Dude, remember how we agreed to both go skydiving?"

Friend 2: "Yeah, we are all over that bro!"

Friend 1: "Actually, I just peed my pants about that - can't we just play with our GI-JOEs instead?

Friend 2: "What the hell man, stop it with the negotiacation you panty waste!!"

by overlordoftheuniverse May 6, 2012

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negotiations

Used to define fledgling relationships; a yuppie-ized substitute for the antiquated notion of "dating"

- "So is he your boyfriend or what?"
- "Nah, we're still in negotiations."

by woundedgazelle August 2, 2005

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negotiating the pussy

1) an act where a man tries to cock block the next fellow who is about to sleep with the woman he is about to break up with/ leave town/was only fuck buddies with.

2) an act where a man who is lacking lead in his pencil is trying to slow the inevitable union of another man with the woman he could not satisfy.

3) the feigned act of a cuckholden man that is trying to protest the lust drive between what he thinks is his woman and the cock she wants.

Look clam jacker, the two of you may have had something, but that is clearly over, so stop negotiating the pussy and get some cheetos because you are not killing this game!

by ~namaste~ January 7, 2010

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