Manosexual

The orientation of someone who doesn't need intimacy or a relationship because they're hand can, "get them where they need to be."

"I don't need a boyfriend right now; my friends give me the 'companionship' and my right hand gives me the initimacy..."

"So you're manosexual?"

"Yeah, basically..."

by mozillaLOVE February 15, 2009

McSexual

The sexual attraction to famous fast-food sex icon Ronald McDonald, often inspired by his McDouble cheeked up disposition and sizable McSausage. His special move, the "Griddy" (named after the McGriddle) is said to seduce anyone into McSexuality and makes you instantly gain 20 pounds. It is the "M" in LGBTQM

"I'm not fat. This is a lifestyle and its called being McSexual. Are you McPhobic??

by The Originull September 26, 2022

faux-mosexual

A person who acts gay but really isn't.

jon- bob is super gay.

jack- no he's not. he's a faux-mosexual!

by dr. seymore butts March 17, 2010

momosexual

A momo or momosexual is a male that falls somewhere between a metrosexual and a homosexual. This is usually a metrosexual male that is yet to come out of the closet. Unlike a conventional metrosexual who cares about his appearance and hygiene, he does actually have homosexual tendencies (which he may or may not know about).

"Dude, wearing that pink sweater and baby blue wife beater at the Portsea Pub is really pushing your luck. The bogans aint going to like it. You are such a momosexual!"

by darbers July 30, 2008

muchosexual

Someone who enjoys Lots of Sex.

She can hardly get any sleep he is such a Muchosexual!

by Jeffroid July 6, 2021

machosexual

A straight man who exudes masculinity, virility, and strength, but expresses it not through crass behavior but rather through a desire to provide for his family, or community. He often will work with hands, and have physical attributes such as facial hair, and a muscular physique. These characteristics are not as highly refined as a metrosexual however. The musculature of a machosexual is likely to not be as defined, or obtained strictly for appearances. The facial hair of a machosexual will also be less controlled.

Vince Vaugn's character in the movie "The Breakup" is a classic machosexual.

The New York Fire Department is full of machosexuals.

by Ty June 19, 2006

mosexual

A person, generally a man, who has openly and officially declared a desire for more sex. Often accompanied by a variety of loudly announced self-improvements, and viewed by partners (if any), as an increased cheat risk, though this isn't necessarily the case. Just damn motivated, that's all

Dude: Dave hurt his back.
Other dude: Huh? What'd dumbass do?
Dude: Lifting weights.. He's a mosexual
Other dude: Oh shit..
Dude: No no.. not gay. Just wants more sex. He's motivated

by mosexual September 22, 2009