mall carnies

Overly aggressive sellers from kiosks in the middle of the mall

Look away or those mall carnies will try to shine your fingers.

by lil*bo*peep January 12, 2008

Hopedale mall

a crappy mall in Oakville with no good stores and were all the white gangsta wannabes and old people go to hang out . actual the only good store there is big bare . basically a giant hole in the ground with two stores and a security guard. the nickname given to it is hopeless witch i think is so true.

wannabe1: yo dog do u wana hang out
wannabe2:yeea where do u wana go
wannabe1:Hopedale mall man were else
wannabe2:well were we going to hang
wannabe1: in front of timmies of corse
wannabe2: yeea guy lets go
old guy : those kids have no lives

by vinnie zee March 17, 2009

Father O'Malley

The perpetrator of your Catholic coworker's childhood sexual trauma.

Bradyn was Father O'Malley's preferred altar boy.

by Stingy Guts October 3, 2023

mall balls

a sweaty, swampy undercarriage that results from long walks through the mall. produces discomfort, especially if victim also suffers from swamp ass

Rick: Hey Lay Up, you wanna go jogging?

Lay Up: Sorry bro, I just got home from shopping. I gotta shower up and rest these mall balls for awhile.

by Uncle Rick Rude October 12, 2009

Latham Circle Mall

A Mall Located in Latham, New York. The mall has been recently sucking at life due to poor management and shitty anchor stores. They had anchors such as Caldor and J.C. Penny, however, once Caldor went out of business it seemed that the mall was damed for hell. The food court (food-less court) has no restaurants. That's right, not even a McDonald's would pursue the Patients (believed to be insane) who still roam the mall area. The mall has recently transferred ownership, but it will be tough to revive a pile of shit.

Person 1: "Hey have you gone to Latham Circle Mall lately."
Person 2: "Yeah, why?"
Person 1: "What store did you go to?"
Person 2: "I went to every single one!"
Person 1: " Oh so only JC Penny."
Person 2: "Yeah!"

by TyTyhatesny October 25, 2009

mallache

the dull headache one gets after spending too much time in a shopping mall.

"Hey you want to grab a coffee?"
"Nah Cherise dragged me out shopping the whole morning, I've got a mallache from another dimension I need to lie down"
or
"Man I have to go buy my girl a birthday present"
"what a mallache!"

by mws79 February 23, 2009

mallaury

One of the most beautiful girl of the whole world. You can't be sad to have her as a friend. OMG, look at her, you want to love her forever and be her friend. She is so mysterious and so funny too ! Show her some respect !

#Damn #ThatGirl #OMG #Toogoodtobetrue

This girl is such a Mallaury !

Beautiful like a Mallaury !

That's a Mallaury girl !

by camillelapinouonurban April 18, 2017