hold my cock

A very good comeback to an insult when you have nothing else to say

brian: what the fuck are those on your feet!
dave: hold my cock

by DeezNutzJus4u May 4, 2016

gargle-on-my-cock

She can't handle all of your meat so she gargles it as deep as she can. aka she deep throats it.

(Betsy) That's huge!!!

(Timmy) That's right, you are going to have to gargle-on-my-cock.

by betsy got nice bongos December 4, 2009

Rock out with my cock out

A term used for partying, rocking, party-boying, jamming, or during the acceptance of an invitation. Also can be used if one is about to perform something they are accustomed to. (in some scenarios, this requires alot of confidence, or Swagger)

Guy 1: "Yo bro, we're goin' to Trish's party. You in?"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah! I'm gonna rock out with my cock out."

by 9th-Grade-Insanity February 1, 2010

Excuse me but my cock is in your mouth

To silence someone instantly by shoving your dick in their mouth.

Girl: I was like No! IM going out with Tom and she was like NO I AM and so I was like nu uh I am and she was like no way I am and I was like-
Guy: Excuse me but my cock is in your mouth
Girl: What?-urghlughg!

by Jake Broholm April 5, 2010

suck my cock lul

it's when a girl or a guy suck's your cock lul

Daddy suck my cock lul mhmhmhh

by Daddy2312 December 6, 2019

Shit on my cock

You gotta get a boner and twist it around and sniff it then shove it up your butthole and then go to toilet and push the shit out. Ewwwwww

Last night Micheal was bored So He said I think I’m gonna Shit on my cock

by Jimuder Johnson July 27, 2023

Rockin' out with my cock out

A time in which oneself walks around with their abnormally large penis hanging out because they did not have the time to throw it over their shoulder and wrap it around their waist a few times, then fold it in half three times to make it appear normal size.

Dude, I was so sleepy this morning by the time I got out of the shower I was late for work so I decided today I was going to be rockin' out with my cock out.

by lerkin' jerkin from qka December 1, 2011