muzz

milf huzz.
milf, as in older married woman id like to fuck.
an older, married woman typically over the age of 30, who is attractive. This is not exclusive to real life, but also online gaming (ex. overwatch)

and this milf huzz
muzz
e muzz
is horny af

muzz by mjn230 January 25, 2026

muzz head 

a term used to insult people who style, dye, or have hair put in a way that they just can't pull off

that guy has a muzz head

muzz head by Mjs8 January 9, 2008

muzz huzz 

muslim husband;

don't let their wives dress inappropriately, go out with their friends, communicate with other men, can't speak until spoken to..etc etc.

yo, that guy is such a muzz huzz

muzz huzz by petite feet August 8, 2009

muzz out 

Being in a non-talkative, non-expressive state involving extreme inactivity and lack of enthusiasm, esp when stoned or coming down.
Used in sydney by stoners and adlays alike.

You look so stoned, don't just sit there and muzz out

muzz out by cat rose October 19, 2005

Muzz-away 

term for a .50 calibre machine gun, ONLY when deployed in a war zone or country where radical Muslims are attacking U.S. Armed forces or civilians because they are not Muslims

"Hey Sarge, should I clean the .50 cal before we deploy? I hear the place is crawling with radical Muslims."
"Private, we ALWAYS need to keep the Muzz-Away clean and in proper working condition when entering a potential battle zone."

Muzz-away by laslo April 6, 2010

Muzz Bet

When you put on a bet that is so ridiculously small, it's almost not even worth putting on.

Person 1: Lads, I've stuck 45p on Aubameyang first goal scorer at 5/1
Person 2: Why have you only done 45p?
Person 1: I'm skint. I got steaming and spent £32 in McDonalds last night
Person 2: That's such a typical muzz bet

Muzz Bet by bigfatcamel January 12, 2022

Uncle Muzz 

1. To be an out and out champion bloke. Often the life of the party and the one with the best jokes and stories. That is, like your favourite Uncle.

2. A name used to describe a regular visitor of strip joints. The strippers know him so well, and are comfortable with him, that he is some what like an Uncle.

3. Someone that is a borderline alcoholic, often waking up in odd places and having minimal recollection of the night before.

1. When walking into a party, make the annoucement: "this shit is about to get real, Uncle Muzz is here!"

2. Stripper: "UNCLE MUZZ! Just the usual?"
Person being address: "Yes thanks darlin'"

3. Person: "I can't remember a thing from last night, and I woke up in the bathroom of a retirement village"
Person's friend: "Good one Uncle Muzz."

Uncle Muzz by Straight Shooting Realist August 23, 2011