Mutton Bust

To make the "Bahh" noise typical of a sheep while you are achieving an orgasm.

"I mutton busted all over her face last night. She had no idea why I was 'bahhing' but she didn't seem to care."

by Anthony Pantsonme February 4, 2010

mutoid

A person with such physical deformities that it is shocking to society. The elephant man would be considered a mutoid. Mutoids are often employed at Goodwill's for pennies on the dollar. Mutoids can sometimes be seen walking the streets aimlessly. Gender can be questionable.

Wow, did you see that mutoid that just walked by? It had eight fingers on one hand and a forehead that looked like a drive-in theater.

by WishingWellJulie September 22, 2016

muttonchops

A better extended version of sideburns.
Narrower at the temple, broad at lower jaw.
See General Burnside.

My brother is growing kick-ass muttonchops.

by mud January 4, 2005

Il Muto

The second opera performed in Andrew Lloyd Webber's Phantom of the Opera. Its the one in which Christine is cast as the Countess by Erik's command, but then Andre and Firmin, the new managers, decide to cast Carlotta as the countess instead.

Erik: "In the new production of Il Muto you will therefore cast Carlotta as the pageboy and put Miss Daae in the role of countess.The role which miss Daae plays calls for charm and appeal. The role of the pageboy is silent which makes my casting, in a word, ideal!"

by PhantomPhan December 30, 2005

muttonchops

A style of beard in which the sideburns are gown out and allowed to merge with the moustaches, while the chin is shaved bare.

Muttonchops went out of style a long time ago.

by Shard February 28, 2005

mutton lamb ratio

a bit like the vicky mendoza line .... but instead of the ratio being between crazy and hot the parameters are between old and attractive (once all the makeup has been removed with some power tools).

dan : wow check out that cougar
twig: she's no cougar ... the mutton lamb ratio is all wrong.
dan: you mean she's mutton dressed as lamb?
twig: no, i mean she's mutton dressed as corpse

by gwbert November 16, 2014

moisture-seeking mutton missile

The penis, primed and ready for action.

His moisture-seeking mutton missile exploded forth in a shower of baby batter.

by Jamie Rodger October 20, 2003