Big Muscles get Cuddles

Basically, guys with muscles have a higher chance of getting cuddles from girls. Guys with a slimmer yet lean body type have a slimmer chance of getting cuddles

"You're hench😂."
"You know what they say, Big Muscles get Cuddles😊😂."

by MXST_Lingo February 18, 2022

I got muscles like Superman trainer

This is calling back to a song from chance the rapper’s 2019 debut album, The big day and particularly the song, hot shower.
These are the first main lyrics used by chance to convey to the listener. That he has muscles like Superman trainer. This means to the person who says this that he has muscles from the hero, Superman and also from a trainer, particularly an athletic one.

“Hey Jim”
“ I got muscles like Superman trainer”
“ oh you must be strong, me to”

by E000000000005 November 27, 2019

Flexing your facebook muscles

When somebody on facebook will start fights and act tougher than they really are just because they have the protection of the internet with them. They do this to make themselves feel better just like flexing their muscles.

Tough guy: Hey you bitch whore, these scenic pictures you took really fucking suck.
You: Why are you trying to start something? What are you trying to prove? Quit flexing your facebook muscles.
Tough guy: Hey I'm sorryz for being so mean. I owe you for life. I'm going to go wash my face in shame now.

by VulgarOverlord May 5, 2011

Man muscles

The type of muscles that develop as a guy transitions from teen/young adult to full fledged man. It is accompanied by a gain in strength and usually happens between the ages of 26-28. Man muscles aren't bigger, but they are rock hard and will allow men to beat much "stronger" young men in things like arm wrestling and give them greater endurance in repetitive hard labor.

You think Bryce Harper is a good player now? Just wait until he gets his man muscles! or Now that LeBron James has his man muscles the rest of the NBA doesn't stand a chance.

by scrapple000 May 2, 2013

missticles

A trannies balls.

My missticles itch somethin’ feirce.

by Evythyme January 15, 2018

glamour muscles

The muscles worked out for showing off to the ladies. Chest and arms.

"Yo Chinagirl, you want to go to lunch at 2?" "No, I've gotta work my glamour muscles."

by oriental peach cobbler November 20, 2009

mesticle

Mushroom-like testicle

Kid 1: You're a dumbass!
Kid 2: Atleast I don't have a mesticle!
Kid 1 runs away crying.

by tyler the mesticle July 20, 2009