Mustachio

A mustache with bits of pistachios stuck inside.

Fuck, im not kissing you until you get rid of that mustachio!

by cannabliss420 July 15, 2010

mustachio

Nickname for a person with a weird mustache.

That old man is a mustachio.

by missanonymous9713 April 23, 2009

Mustachio Buttcakes

When you are driving or riding down the street and see a good looking woman from the backside. This includes, but not limited to, great ass, nice legs, female gate, full bouncy hair. Sadly upon inspection of the front end you find a beard or nicely trimmed mustache. A terrible trick that god decides to play with the human form.

Hey man slow down that chick has a nice ass. Oh wait, there's a beard! It's a Mustachio Buttcakes!

by buckydelarocha April 28, 2015

Mustachio

a member of a tribe that lives deep in the rain forest of Mongolia. they glue fake mustaches to their topper lips.

tyler the mustachio is constantly stroking his fake mustache.
For a lady mustachio alex looks pretty good with her glue-on mustache.

by TyMy March 31, 2011

Moustaching

one of the many shaving styles which is applied on the moustache,such as trimming or shaving them in different styles to give different looks.

I think Tino is a good barber, he gives excellent moustaching all you have to do is sit beside a computer laptop and choose the moustache style that you want.

Moustaching needs lots of skills.

For a good moustaching it is recommended to have long moustache.

by Joseph-Almzayen January 6, 2008

Mustanging

The act of hitting crowds because you thought you could be cool most commonly done in mustangs

John is about to do some more mustanging and hit a crowd!

by ChingChongcoils April 1, 2019

blonde mustachio

when two virgins stand at opposite sides of the room and run directly at each other full speed, after jumping in the air when contact is made both people simultaneously lose their virginity.

dude me and my girlfriend totally blonde mustachio'd last night

by oldskoolsk8er92 December 29, 2011