a murf

when someones nose is so big that when he tries to perform oral sex on a girl, his nose gets stuck instead.

'some lad pulled a murf last night, it was shit'

by hannahwolfie November 5, 2012

murf

the sweaty, hairy, smelly region between the scrotum and anus

While you are down there would you mind tickling my murf a bit?

by Murf E. Brown July 23, 2006

murfed

to be winning, and or beating the shit outta some one or thing

TOSH-DAMNNNNN...we got murfed on in the game last night!
Randi-FERRRRR-SHEEEEEEE-ZEEEEEEEE

by JAAMALL May 5, 2006

murf

Someone whom is hung like a donkey and can fuck all night long.

Wow, I wish I were like Murf.

by Julie January 14, 2004

murf

For all those people who don't know what murf means, it means anything you want it to mean.

"have a murfing awesome day"

"holy murf"

by licklimpydown June 4, 2013

murf

A "furry" word used within the fandom to represent an excamatory or in a verbal sence, much in the same way the F word is.

Aww murf! Murf? Murf you! etc

by Zorro teh fox September 16, 2004

murf

To get hurt, messed up; to hurt someone or to hurt yourself.
Also can be used replacing the words "hit" "kick" etc.

If you don't leave I'll straight out murf you son!

He jumped off the fence and murfed his face on the pavement.

His drunkass kept runnin' his mouth so I murfed him.

by theDommer August 17, 2007